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A Slytherin Revenge by stained-future


-Lightsabers

-femBlaise that may as well be an OC

-Horrible explanations for things

-Flashbacks moments after something just happened

-Lightsabers

-Horrible dialogue

-More cliches then you can fit into Ginny's black hole of a twat.

Many, many more reasons this fic deserves a spot here

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2662095/1/

Harry Potter and the Deadly Betrayal by ReadingFreak2005

-Phoenix familiars (as in more than one)

-Wandless magic

-Harry/Ginny pairing

- A magic sword thats been lying around forever that only he can use tossed in for no good reason

-Griphook

-Being the heir of Merlin and Gryffindor

There are probably a lot more reasons, I just couldn't read it anymore.

 

LMFAO!!!!

 

ROFL truely excellent dream sequence Necrule Paen! but im still highly disturbed!

Hahaha so whast the verdict when will people get over that crappy piece of fiction! i commend it as it actually made me laugh quite alot but still...lightsabers hahaha.

 

I'll get over it when the brain cells I felt die by reading such utter shit grow back. Seriously, I could feel my I.Q. drop reading it. It was almost like some of the posts we get speld liek this.

 

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

To all members of Darklordpotter.net, I present you a challenge.

I am tired of your whining and call for action. If you are sick and tired of all the crappy, cliched stories that taint the name of Harry Potter then I ask for a Crusade. We all shall come together to write the greatest Harry Potter ever known. AU, CROSSOVER it does not matter. Hopefully, we shall compromise.

Please consider this.

Devil Incarnate 8)

 

...Hmm...let me think. No, I think I'll just keep right on complaining. I can't compromise with anybody on anything.

 

Err... that's nice, but... I don't understand what are you trying to say. Is this supposed to be... like a motivational speech? Or are you sugesting that all the people from this site with different tastes, time zones and free times forget their own stories and write something together OTHER than some sick/funny spontanious collage of tidbits? Coz if you are, buddy, you're in for a hell of a dissapointment.

 

Re: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!

... *sighs disappointedly* ... you dont get it obviously... we want... nay... NEED to complain... and even if we aint updated reularly ... weve all got other stories we are working on...

 

...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE~!!!

*cue "Rocket" Owen Hart theme music*

...Sorry, just felt the sudden urge to do that.

 

sadly... i could have done that had i remembered it... i just went and paiid 49.99 for zSmackdown vs Raw 2006 ... while i generally dont like the shows.. the games amuse me ...

 

I'm hurt.

You guys thought I was serious.

:roll:

 

Alright, i was looking through Challenges at FictionAlley (yes FictionAlley) when i came upon this challenge:

And this is an answer to the challenge:

hahahahaha i though it was kinda funny. Especially because he's serious.
Might not be one of the worst HP Fics out there but still.. Ahhh made me laugh atleast.

And a review:

It's up @ FF.net (how odd :roll: )

 

*blink*
TROLL! evacuate! save what you can!
That was bad, especially the 'flowing golden hair'-now I have an image of a golden hair medusa, with a beautiful face, of course. And the plot-OMG.
*shudders* looks like the author was describing random sequence from a commercial, or something.

 

Rofl, holy shit WTF was that? commercial indeed! see i knew there was a reason why i was against fiction alley...and here it is. What a trumped up load of shit! is that what can be expected of that site and it's stories?

 

HoLY HELL!

Jesus-f%^@ing Christ (no offense to anyone)

WHO wrote that, and WHERE does (s)he live!!!!!!!

Give me the address, and I give you one happy burned up corpse.

Pink bunnies indeed. Blegh.

 

I don't know if this has already been posted, but this is what has to be one of the worst fics I've ever read. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2561569/1/

The author's name is almost worse... I give you Kiona Lucine Bloodfang Sabrefang

 

How the hell did you that get 76 reviews?

 

looked like some were from 'friendly' authors who wanted a review back, and some were pure delusional. I stopped with the gunshots in the second 'paragraph' and got a glimpse of Harry's memory with Dursley Sr. I have other things to do in my free time. This is a bad wannabe, and the name---glad I don't know that person *shudder*