I stopped after the second paragraph. Usually you can tell where the story is going to go by then.

 

There is not a bad review section in here but I just felt I neede to share. I've been reading this story called Special Delivery by WhiteVanillaFlames @ ff.net. It is one of the few Severitus, prodigy, first-year onward fics that I've read that is good. It's review for the second book's 15th chapter iswhat is horrible. It was unanymous so we can't really do much. This person should be hunted down and AND

Here it is:
oh come on i want sev to adopt him i hope harry goes to him and asks to be adopted suprising himself and sev also i hope sev comes with him along with lockheart it's harry that saves sev from an obliviate? telepoting infront of him and a huge potego? or somthing before the rocks crack and draco and ron are stuck on the other side harry starts killing the basilisk remembers the book shouting to sev to the book the book destory the book chucking the basilisk fang at him then faux comes heals him they all get out alright snape carrying ginny they clear out all the bolders etc.. maby go back they find salazars libary also take the basilisk up and get more money that they could ever spend in 5 life times after all its 60 feet and its immpossible to find also they books they take them and also sev gets a huge gold cauldoron and sal's diary of potions that were invented or not finnished but never made the shelves also a potion that can enhable you to read pareseltonge which sev can now so he can read the potions diary and all also hope that harry gets adopted likes harry james serverus potter- snape askes sev to rebuild snape manor that he does and it looks better than it has ever been. im glad he doesnt have to go back to the dursleys hehe this is the best slytherin harry ive ever had the plesure of reading. hope his and hermione and draco's marks are the best hoggies has seen for a first second third and fourth years etc...

uke:

 

Actually, there is. Well, it's really more of a bad reviewer thread, but who cares!

Here's the link if you want to check it out. http://www.darklordpotter.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=703

And that review was horrid.

 

Aye I try to cover all the basics of what we'd need as posters when I make threads, lol.

 

That's nothing. I recently had one pretty much stipulate that I was female. If there's any girl that actually would write a hedonistic, ultra-violent, manipulating sadistic bastard Harry like the one in Dakaath...all I have to say is...where the Hell has she been all my life?

 

Mourn. I've no doubt she'd fit that bill.

 

Do I hear wedding bells?

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2362832/1/ The Return of the Dark Prince

This is the worst piece of shit i've ever fuckin read! if i could piss on it i would, but i cant, so i'm just going to rage around the room and break shit because of the toll it's put on my brain.

Makes stained futures works look like fics written by the great Sera, Vash and Midknight.

 

Ya know, I was actually gonna say that the above fic isn't utterly throw up in your mouth bad, just really really really bad, based off the speaking/grammar parts alone, untill I saw this

Voldemort banging a 15 or 16 year old Lily, yeah that cinched it for me.

The it goes on to include

So Harry's Voldemort's biological child through him screwing Lily as a teenager, yet Harry has traits that are handed down through James' family.. HUH?!?! And he's part elf and half vampire? And the last of both?

I gave up looking past this point, it was making my eyes twitch with murderous intent.

EDIT No. 3:I stand corrected. Upon going to close the window this fic is in I saw this:

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Of course! I’m not the fool Dumbledore you know…Harry… I want to train you in another form of magic,’ Tom said.

‘What is that?’ Harry asked.

‘Long ago, there were the Jedis. They were sworn to fight for good, however the Ministry saw them as harmful humans. They were banished and most of the Jedis were hunted and killed. When Dumbledore fought the Dark Lord at his time, they were fighting with lightsabers.’

‘What are lightsabers?’

‘They produce a glow and acts like a sword. It is the most powerful weapon a Jedi wields and it can cut through anything.’

‘So you’re saying that Dumbledore is a Jedi? But I thought they were banished?’

‘Yes… he is and they were. However, when he killed the Dark Lord, he convinced the Ministry that the Jedis were good. The Ministry, then, believed him and he condemned his Jedi enemies by convincing the Ministry that they are evil. Therefore, Dumbledore received permission to train students in Hogwarts the ways of the Jedis.’

‘I’m the last remaining Jedi that is against Dumbledore. Calling myself a Jedi is an insult to me, so I picked a new name. We are called the Siths. That is why, Harry, I want to train you in the ways of the Sith.’

‘So you mean that Dumbledore could have trained me but didn’t?’

‘Yes Harry Jedis and Siths are able to sense the Force in every other being. The greater the Force, the stronger the person will become once trained. The Force part of the training. It is like a guide for us.’

Harry nodded, ‘So that means that the Order are all Jedis?’

‘Not only the Order, my death eaters as well. However, Dumbledore has been training students in their first year at Hogwarts, the ways of the Jedi ever since you disappeared.’

‘I want to become a Sith Father,’ Harry said determinedly.

I've really got to stop checking these links to make sure we're not aimlessly bashing folks.. it's seriously killing brain cells to read shit this stupid.

And of course, the guy's got reviewers who just adore him. I really don't understand these ppl.

 

Hmmm perhaps the author got mixed up and Harry isn't Voldy and Lilly's son but really Voldy and James' son via MPREG and Anal Birth.

That there is some exceptionally bad writing.

P.S All slash writers that first sentence of this post is NOT a good idea for a plot... leave it alone.

EDIT: Wait a minute... Harry is a half elf / half vampire which are traits of the Potter family, but Voldy is his father, not James. He's also a Sith who stands against a Jedi Dumbledore who uses a lightsaber (which reminds me of stained futue) and trains first year students in the way of the force...

Darn it all to hell I've gone and confused myself. I'm not coming into this thread no more.

 

I saved you the trouble Raven, after seeing your post I looked into it to see how worse it becomes.

H/G, with his parents seemingly coming back from the dead, and.. bah screw it. Avoid this fic at all costs if you value your brain cells. Save them for good deaths, like alcohol related binge drinking or something.

 

From what I managed to decipher from skimming the last chapters all the Order are using lightsabers. Fawkes used to belong to Merin, who for some reason Harry is receiving mail from. Harry can talk to all animals because he is an elf, and all the animals will fight on his side because Merlin persuaded them to. Then theres the fact that all the founders life in the forest in their animal forms.

Don't ask me what made me read on, I must just be a sucker for mental torture.

 

I warned you all just remember that, so i hope none of you hate me for it?! i read fully up to chapter 3 then bashed my head against the monitor in hopes that it would some how be a very bad dream but alas it wasn't. I thought you all would all like something to take any fustrations out on so i obliged. :cheers:

 

I don't think it's possible to take out any emotions on a fic that bad. It's kind of a "shake your head and walk away stunned" feeling.

 

Protectors of Magic

Although well-written, I threw up just a little when I saw the summary and it said SuperPoweredGinny was the center of the story.