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The "awesomely bad" fanfics thread

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    *Mouth closed, on hands and knees, trying to stop the bile *
     
  2. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    I decided to post before cleaning the puke from my keyboard.
     
  3. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... Vaeh? ... im offended that character's name is even CLOSE to my own... I DEMAND IT BE CHANGED IMEDIATELY!
     
  4. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Hahahaha. Suffer!
     
  5. Lord Osiris

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    For god sake why is there so much shitty fiction circulating amongest the fandoms at the moment? that proctors fic is truely pathetic i unfortunatly cant scrug my eyes clean but some tequila will most diffinately help the process of recovery along! Don't worry Vaeh...i mean Vash have some tequila :cheers: (close as i could get)
     
  6. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    -___- ... you beg for death little man... *glares threateningly* mention that unholy beast in front of me and ill... oh i dunno... tie you to a chair and allow ginny to have her way with you!
     
  7. Necrule Paen

    Necrule Paen DLP Elite DLP Supporter

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    Well if he was blindfolded and had protection from her STD cocktail and she had a muzzle that would not much of a torture except afterwards when the realization sets in that he has been despoiled by one of the school brooms. Of course you would not give him any of those protections, but it still is a rather mild torture compared to what we can all think up.

    Now if he had to listen to her describe all of her more bizarre conquests as she dolls him up complete with pink clothes,nails, and little bows where ever there is enough hair... well then your getting somewhere.
     
  8. Lord Osiris

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    NNNOOOOOOO! not the Ginny anything but THE Ginny! even the thought of thatr rabies infested slut has turned me off red heads for life! send Deus THE Ginny for posting a story with a resemblance to your great and almighty name!
     
  9. Xiph0

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    I had to put my face within like, an inch of the monitor. I thought it was a sick joke written by one of DLP, sadly, no. :evil:
     
  10. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Send her here and I'll give her a taste of my (drum roll)...............REFRIDGERATOR MAGNETS!!!
     
  11. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Just thought I'd share a picture of what the idiot who writes that bullshit story had in his brain for the final fight.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Miss Selarne

    Miss Selarne Sixth Year

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    *begin Star Wars theme music* Dun, dun, dun dun dun dun, dun, dun dun dun dun, dun, dun dun dun dun!

    Sorry, had to do that. Anyways, I never look at the links you guys put up. I'll take your word that their horrible. (And the word of the quotes you guys keep posting.) Besides, its impossible to do a SW/HP crossover. Star Wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. These people who write this stuff need to go to a "therapy" session with you guys as the therapists. Not me though, I couldn't do it. I don't do "therapy", I'd just blow them up.
     
  13. LT2000

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    Yeah, exactly. I was toying with trying a Sith Harry crossover where he gets taken in by Palpatine as a baby, but found the timelines impossible to reconcile logically. This is actually what most always prevents me from trying any crossover story. The timelines are always off and the only way to make it work is to forcibly merge them or, in the case with the other series being set before HP's timeline, to make the crossover characters older. Neither option suits me, and the first just creates an unrealistic clusterfuck, so I just stick to a single fandom.
     
  14. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    You could of had Harry find a Sith holocron, I'm almost sure that's the name, one of those things that store personalities/information of the order, and have it be a sort of semi-sentient mentor to him, and lead him down the dark path. Just have it recovered from some sort of crash site. magic folks could maybe fell some sort of "dark magic"( the force) coming from there, so they covered it in a spell and avoid it.
     
  15. LT2000

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    Nah, because the whole premise of my idea is that Palpatine sees magic as it exists on Earth as an anomaly in the Force, and a potentially dangerous entity. He then sends his apprentice (Harry, as Vader isn't around in this universe) back home in order to survey and then destroy it. He was going to have his own starship and descend upon magical Britain heading Stormtroopers to exterminate the wizards and witches. Can't really do that without mucking with timelines.
     
  16. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Harry Potter/Star Wars cross-overs suck shit! I really dont like them.
     
  17. LT2000

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    Eh, I'll take any excuse to write Harry as an evil bastard. So few do it, and yet fewer do it properly.
     
  18. Dark Syaoran

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    I just cant stand the lightsabers in those stories... it just irks me.
     
  19. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    i dont mind any crossover as long as its SERIOUSLY well written and makes absolute sense... Lily suddenly being a fully trained Jedi does doesnt do it for me...there was one or two HP/SW crossover i liked but id have to dig up the links.. one has very little from the HP universe and has H/Hr references and is supposted to end in a HP/Ama-whosits.. anikins wife...
     
  20. LT2000

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    Padme Amidala...and that pairing ranks 'retarded' on a 1-10 scale.
     
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