ARGH holy shit! death to Phoniexfire with my sizziling wok of hakoc for that pathetic waste of space trash thats hounestly soooo stupid that it's bearly funny. Come on not even a mentally retarded person on acid could write anything like that!

 

Yay! I get the next shot! *removes refridgerator magnets* :twisted:

 

Dibs on sacrilege-writing author after Dayton!
~pulls out meat mallet~

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2691990/1/ .

'Nuff said.

 

From that last story's author's profile page:

Hi im' a girl and i'm nine.My name is Cindy.Im a Malaysian.

A nine year old named Cindy, I'll forgive just about anything.

Just offer her some candy to kill Ginny and we should be fine.

 

I dunno y'all maybe we can porn her off to dumbles nice little kiddy and all! and a Malaysian at that i think i'll be questioning who will be dogging who!

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2700016/2/

You know it was really wierd, my brother started giving me wierd looks when my head was slamming itself into my desk/keyboard.

Edit: out of morbid curiosity I continued reading past the first chapter. . . I threw myself down a flight of stairs and am seriously considering locking myself out of my house atm (it's like -13C atm)

 

i stopped blinking about two sentences in......and then my contacts dried...and now it hurts

 

You are all gluttons for punishment. Can't believe I read this thread till the end, probably because it was funny, and never once would I touch the link for one of them stories.

Anyways, you all always had some quote to emphasize how terrible the story was and that was good enough for me. I think some of you are truly going to need corrective eye surgery though.

Is it just me, or is it not sad that a nine year old can do better fiction then alot of these others :shock:

 

Yea, and she doesn't even mention Harry's rock hard abs, bulging biceps and wickedly sexy tan like so many "...*super hand-motioned quotation-marks* HET *super hand-motioned quotation-marks*..." authors feel the need to do. Good on you little girl... On a side note the Malaysian restaurant near my school has AMAZING food.

 

Oh heres an excellent story for all of you!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2712065/1/

With shit like this i cant believe someone hasn't tried to neck themself while willingly having Ginny sucking you off.

An absolute discrace i find myself tempting suicide quite alot these days with some of the content on FF.nuts.

 

Looks like a Harry/Ginny shipper writing a Harry/Blaise ship :shock:

 

Read the whole story....I dare ya!! It's FILLED with cliched garbage!