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The "awesomely bad" fanfics thread

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    BEWARE: Caution must be taken while persuing this story, it is grossly pathetic with a punch in the face worth of complete and utter garbage.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2525330/1/

    May the God's have mercy on your sanity!
     
  2. Zero

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    I got up to there before my eyes started to burn.
     
  3. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Dear God......what posesses people to write such garbage?!

    Understatement of the bloody century.
     
  4. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I really wish that these stories would be far and few between.
     
  5. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... my eyes are bleeding just from reading that..
     
  6. IndoGhost

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    i have the urge to stab him with my teacup.... :evil:
     
  7. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I know better than to follow that link, particularly after reading the pasted chunk. Although I did enjoy picturing the movie 'Kids.'

    "Shhh. Don't worry Ginny. It's me Harry."
     
  8. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    That line just gave me a mental image of a fanart I'd like to make but can't.

    There'd be a four-poster bed with a silhouette of Ginny against the curtains, some of her hair poking out or something. Harry'd be standing next to the wall with a knife or wand looking malevolent, possibly his scar glowing. The caption would be "Shhh. Don't worry Ginny. It's me Harry."
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

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    My god that gives me goosebumps thinking about it. I love it! Draw! Draw! Draw!
     
  10. DaytonDeusBlack

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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2687725/1/

    Awesomely bad indeed....this is a HP/RW fic with MPREG. It's called, When Jealousy Strikes.

    Summary- Harry loves Ron, and when he admits it the worst happens. Hermione and Ginny get jealous and some mysterious girl wants Ron for herself, Ron's torn in half, not to mention he's pregnant.

    Try reading it.
     
  11. Xiph0

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    :shock: No.
     
  12. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    The author's name is "-My Name Doesn't Concern You" by the way.
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    OH MY GOD!
     
  14. Xiph0

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    * shakes head muttering " poor soul " * 'Yar just couldn'ta be conten' wi' just leavin i' be, could yah?
     
  15. Lord Osiris

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    :wall: that so dont belong in the general forum put with the sick and perverse! *shudders* that was sooo terrible, i think i'd rather read fluff with lots of Harry/ginslut then something like that ever again. Your a bad person Dayton...very bad. :shock:
     
  16. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    You guys READ it? :shock: wow :D
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

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    I seriously dont understand this craze with MPREG. I dont care if its a magical world, male humans are not supposed to have human babies! It might be like that in the real world in a couple of hundred years from now but while I'm alive it is not fucking happening.
     
  18. DaytonDeusBlack

    DaytonDeusBlack Seventh Year

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    Maybe the little teenage girls are fascinated by that kind of stuff. Maybe they want two 'hot' guys together because obviously they aren'rt fascinated by women (unless they're lesbian) and thus, don't feel the need to include women. Thus the birth of MPREG.
     
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    Uhm, I hate to break your foundation, but it is possible as of today. Its possible it just hasn't been attempted. The embryo attached to the outside of this womans womb, instead of the inside, and was sucessfully born through a c-section. The doctors then concluded that a male could do the exact same thing, with the baby feeding off something other then a womb.
    :arrow: Weird shit eh? I dont really wanna search for it, but if you look CNN probably has a piece on it. ( Thats where I read it. )
     
  20. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Yeah but then they also concluded that the hip seperation in a male would lead to permanent damage of vital systems, as a male body is not built in the exact same way as a woman's to handle the hip seperation the body forces to balance itself with the extra weight, among a thousand other problems. Saw this on TLC a week or two ago when they were having a roundtable discussion about it.
     
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