I haven't ever found a single good heterosexual, non-Harry/Hermione or Harry/Ginny lemon at adultfanfiction. And talking about slashmania, literally 90% of the fics on restrictedsection.org are slash. Though there are a few gems interspersed among the tripe on that site. The only thing I like on adultfanfiction period is "Nightshift," a series collection of good one-shot Neon Genesis Evangelion lemons.

 

Giovanni is annoyed with slash. Giovanni does not want to read about two men fucking each other. Or at least not in a serious story. Giovanni has already teamed up with CharlieCharms to write a disturbing (to put it mildly) Dumbledore's Office Orgy story. Giovanni believes we should add Fawkes and the giant squid into the mix somehow.

 

Yeah I had a link to Sisters Black in the fic list from waaaaaaay back, when he first started posting it, and I just kept up with it once a month or so. After we all started discussing it, and I started looking at the other fics on site, some of them scarred me for life, lol.

Hell I'd say above 90% in the Harry Potter genre. Even ones that didn't have bumfucker Harry had his friends screwing each other shitless, literally. I got linked there the other day for a decent Harry/Bella one shot fic, where he screws her, and as they finish he wandlessly AK's her. Looking around at the fics I could see in the HP sub gerne it was like a great big sausage fest

 

i hate slashes very very much

 

I once came across a porn star! Harry fic that had great potential. It took place 5 years after the defeat of Voldemort and Harry’s disappearance from the wizarding world. It started off with Ginny persuading Hermione to watch a porno with success. To Hermione’s great surprise Harry was in the flick screwing a bimbo whom was moaning in ecstasy. She took the movie box and read it. It turned out that her friend Harry Potter, who is now know as Parry Hotter, was in Austin, Texas directing his own porn. Too bad the author discontinued after a few chapters. It would have been great. Why the good ones never continue is something we will never know. *X-file Music* :?:

 

ROFL

 

*pats ravenclaw on his shoulder* someday...someday it will end

 

I dunno.. what has he done to me wasnt TOO bad, not great, but not all that bad either, if youre into harry/tonks. im sure it could have been better, but it was ... eh.. decent in my opinion..

... got a name or link to that? im morbidly curious

 

http://adultfan.nexcess.net/aff/story.php?no=544196349

Good news: It's Harry/Fleur and has a lot of lemon content.

Bad news: Writing is mechanically faulty and the plot is absolutely ridden with cliched devices.

I'll leave to rest of you to judge.

 

Well, this one is looking more like a novel-length story that's being posted at aff.

 

somebody rip my eyes out PLEASE!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2451865/1/

 

If 'awesomely bad' can mean 'so bad its funny', I would point out Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Pimp. Some of my favourite but horrible passages include:

It's Harry/Hermione, Harry's a child ganster slash pimp called King Magick, and he's going to pimp out Cho (so far). Really, I think it requires no further explaination... :shock: Check the dude's profile for his pic, he's gangsta for real! lol

 

This ain't supposed to be serious, it just can't be.

 

I saw a horrible one recently... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2504767/9/

Not only is it slash... But its poorly written slash.