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The "awesomely bad" fanfics thread

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Aug 9, 2005.

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  1. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    i skimmed ahead to chapter 8 and had to close the browser before I vomited. Seriously... ug.
     
  2. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Just from that one quote alone, I refuse to read it. Urgh, doesn't the author know what the "enter" button does on MS Word?
     
  3. Old Nuit

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    Durskaban...
     
  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    It's OK
    But after this^ it's just misplaced and makes him sound like someone with a bipolar disorder.
     
  6. Dark Syaoran

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    From the quote it doenst sound too bad but it looks fucked. I'd go cross-eyed by the third chapter.
     
  7. realmess

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    I read/skimmed the first chapter, I got over the Sirius letter
    but once I reached that:
    I just had to go to the loo :puke:
     
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    I got further but I just couldnt go on.
     
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    wow, you stubborn.
    me-lazy
    simply gave up on it 8)
     
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    "Loving Him" at Fanfic.


    "Ginny Loves Harry! But Harry doesn't know!! Will Ginny be able to convince Harry and get him to love her?!"


    This is retarded. My hope is that Ginny will one day find herself alone in a room with Harry. She will be so nervous, she will promptly throw up, ruining all chances she EVER has or will have with him.
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

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    That sounds like South Park, lol.
     
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    Harry Potter in America

    wow... bad...

    in the first chapter all this wonderful :roll: stuff... and yet... somehow .. with their masterpiece literature so far.. they couldnt even name a goblin...
     
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    GENIUS!! :wink:
     
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    "due to lack of motivation this story is abondoned. sorry to all my fans but i have just lost intrest. if anyone wants to take this story and continue it send me an e-mail."

    ::snorts:: I think he means the lack of positive reviews for the piece of crap.
     
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    come on now dont be mean...even if its true...we need idoits like this other wise how am i going to take power?
     
  16. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    oh dear lord don't say anything bad about authors, we'll get another whiny slash dipshit to post here calling us all Bush and Alqueda!
     
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    you know i always wondered how the Goblins know the address of Black Manor...i mean...come on...FIDELIUS CHARM? lazy bastards
     
  18. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Thank you Fallen, I'd thought I was the only one who realized that.
     
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    see that leads to the question which is are goblin affacted by that type of wizard magic...i'm guessing no
     
  20. realmess

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    or maybe the Head Goblin headed to the bank files, and filled out the information without knowing it, like it shows up only to those who already know the address?
    neh, too convulted,
    anyways, I think that the 'naming goblins problem' was unresolved, as I saw in the second chapter:
    can I ask what the author meant by "keeping one's composer"?
     
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