You know with a little tweaking these could have been made into good parody fics.....

 

I think part of my brain melted whilst reading that quote, either that or it just faded away into nothingness. ("Must-not-read-or-brain-will-soon-be-gone".)

 

umm yeahhh. What he said ^ :?

 

Oh man, do i have a doozy for you! Check this out...slash and het rolled into one! WITH THE SAME PERSON!!!

http://www.restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=4360

There i was, checking if this might just be remtely interesting...you know, some smut/romance to while away some time. But i was greeted by the most despicable story imaginable. I confess that i actually read a few chapters in just to see how depraved it could get. Trust me...it gets pretty fucking bad.

Oh dear god...i violated my laptop when i read a bit too far...i'm still scraping puke of the keyboard as i type.

uke: uke: uke:

-on an entirely different not...it's kinda cool how the little emoticon guys puke in tandem...graceful despite the expulsion of bodily fluids.

 

That is so fucking sick, my god that author is messed up. I would put some parts of the story up for all to see but I don't won't to get banned from here.

 

i got bored by the mundane crap so i don't think i got to anything too sick

 

I was going to post this awhile back, but I just couldn't subject anybody else to it. It started out pretty good, as I'm always up for a decent OC...and then I got to the end of that first chapter and was scarred for life.

 

Started out pretty cool to me, and I was wondering what the hell the problem was. Yeah, and then the 'revelation' killed it for me.

I'd say my mind is scarred for life, but that happened ages ago. Now I just hang around in rehab and try to resist the links that come up here on DLP.

EDIT: Make sure people know that link is explicit, btw. That or move it to the 18+ section.

 

What he said ^_^

The Saiyan Mage

 

I declare that

 

Okay..I'm gonna get flamed for this but... I'm on Thursday aka chapter five..and to be honest I'm not having a whole lot of problems with it. The 'revealation' wasn't the bad part IMHO--the bad part was how quickly Harry accepts things and the story moves towards wish-fullfillment for the T* as 'she' get a Sugar-Daddy to pay for 'her' magical operation.

But you know I've got as pretty cast-iron stomach when it comes to stuff like this. That and there's the fact that I stumbled across Ellen Hayes' Saga of Tuck awhile back, an original piece of fiction staring a guy who discovers some things about himself... and I'm an avid fan of the series. So I guess you could say I've already been innoculated or something. ;P

--bornagainpenguin

 

Nice new smiley.

 

K keep the more graphic stuff to MD, and I don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that you all read the fic, or that you had accounts to smut fanfiction ready made, heh

 

Hey, if you are going to continue to read this - then tell me if she actually has the operation and it well -- works :wink: . I think if she eventually gets turned into a uhhh...normal girl, then the read might just be worth it.
But then again, perhaps we're both just weird

 

:lol: Nahh... I wouldn't have wasted my time. I'm just a fanatical 'bugmenot' user, its one of my favorite firefox extensions!

Well its certainly very rushed. I'm not exactly happy with the ending as 'Billie' turns out to have olson syndrome which means 'she' is unable to become fully a woman and must settle for being a true hermaphrodite instead. Meh.. It could have been a much better story but the writer subsituted wish-fullfillment and instant magical bonds for any true romance.

There's also the fact that Harru falls in true lus--err love--in less than a week with this 'girl' and the writer feels the need to reaffirm Harry's masculinity by having had him screw half of the female characters in the books while at Hoigwarts. And that tried but true cliche that all girls are secret lesbians and as such Hermione had no problems sleeping with all Harry's previous female lovers and thus is slutty enough to enjoy the final chapter's lovemaking scene with Harry and his Herm... which incidentially happens the night before Ron's funeral. LOL Ronniekins is too stupid to figure out how to apparate so he dies because the healers got tired of putting him back together..

--bornagainpenguin (who does not recommend the story because of bad plotting and characterization.)

 

Yup, same here. Nobody actually bothers signing up for things nowdays

Seriously?!
Merlin, I can't believe the author actually head it down that route. It sounds god awful! 'Tis a pity, I rather liked that OC before she - well - got the added organ. Thanks for telling me just how bad it got. I am now dangerously close to losing all faith in fanfiction :wink:

 

Now now...don't say things like that! You'll just challenge someone to show you worse! :twisted:

 

So true, so very true. I'm actually quite tempted to skip through that WeirdOC story just to see Ron dying in a hospital bed from Healers failing to put him back together.

Anyway, I'm sure people can find easily worse than this story. At least it was vaguely decently written. I'm not joking - if you want the worse stories ever, but don't want to throw up because of slash then click Romance, All, Harry - Ginny on FF.net. Then trawl through about three pages. I can almost guarantee you by the end of it you will be screaming in agony while frantically pulling out your internet cable. And I don't even mind the H/G ship!

 

Don't even bother, it happens off screen while Harry and his Herm are fooling aorund. I only point it out because the writer said it so matter-of-factly in one scene and I'm not sure if he\she knew what she\he was saying when he said it. The way it comes out intended or not though is that Ron splinched himself so often he needed special help from the healers but was in so much pain they let him die. IE the boiy is so stupid we didn't feel like putting him back together again--never mind that he has a pregnant wife, ect ect...

Really the squickest thing about the story IMHO ( as depraved as it may be) is the utter lack of plotting that seems to have went into the story. And the ending is slight sick IMHO I mean its bad enough that the writer feels the need to regal us with tales of Herman's off screen lesbian adventures in such a by the way manner and the only reason for it seems to be to excuse the double teaming of Harry Hermy and Herm. The whole thingh doesn't even work as erotica! Not to mention the disrespect of screwing a dead man's wife the eve before his funeral...

Its just a waste of time.

--bornagainpenguin

PS: Sick thought: What if the story isn't finished? Remember the Potterverse posits that ghosts exists...