Title : Confessions of a Badboy
Author : SlytherinSexyGoddess
URL:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2814418/1/


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Note to self: Clicking on links in this forum = bad idea.

Thats. Not. Right.

 

Well, thats no fun. I mean, if you are going to have Ron die, then you really have to please your readers. Actually, yeah, the author probably just had Ron randomly die so that they could have Harry screw his wife the day before his funeral. I find that quite amusing, in a morbidly ironic way. But, thats probably because I'm not the greatest fan of Ron.
I'm surprised that you say the story has no lack of plotting once it gets to Hogwarts because during the first few chapters it seemed to be actually going somewhere what with the operation and all. Oh well.

And please no, not the sick thought . I can't handle female ghosts with extra organs and male-organ loving Harry ghosts and lesbian Hermione ghosts. *Shudder* I'd find it amusing if Ron came back as a ghost, a muddle of body parts from being splinched and saw his wife being err..comforted by Harry.

Anyway, clean thoughts, clean thoughts. That link that has just been posted seems like another terrible Draco/Ginny fic to me. The whole title is just perfect for attracting screaming fangirls all desperate for Tom Felton. I mean, seriously, "confessions of a bad boy". It sounds like some desperate stunt Harrison Ford might suddenly pull off in a last desperate attempt for some fame and to try and fool the world that he isn't sixty odd.

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Uhh, just found this fic. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2812771/1/ which is horribly awful. Its called Golden Era for a Golden Boy! and appears to be leading towards a Dobby/Winky romance . On the fourth chapter, which was all of ...one sentence, they had :O a cliffy! Now this cliffy was terribly important. What happened was, now don't be shocked, don't scream! "Dobby sat up and rubbed his hat free head." Oh my god! His hat has fallen off his head, people! What a cliffy! Now, take in my mind that there are five chapters, and each are called cliffys at the end of them, and you can see where I'm going with this. Not to mention in all the other chapters, the authors notes take up about half of the story.

Now, I'm not totally sure why I'm ranting, because I'm pretty sure I've read stories that are much worse, but hey, I'm in a typing mood and I just can't seem to stop typing.

 

OMG
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2687240/1/

I innocently thought that this is just another cliched ind.!Harry until the sentence in chapter 2 (if the author call it chapter)
This is spooky really spooky
Its slash H\D and it seems that Harty calles Malfoy "Drake" while he is banging him silly. :shock:

 

Damn, that was a random fic. One minute hes sitting in his room in Privet Drive, watching the rain fall, perfectly straight. The next chapter, he's getting pounded away by "Drake" and screaming in ecstasy. Somewhere along the line he became gay, and somewhere along the line he also met Draco but alas, the author decided that we didn't need to know any of that and just to skip to the 'steamy' stuff

 

someone please falme the fangirl :twisted:

 

Dude, that is sooo wrong. Thats almost as bad as "The Dark Mark". Almost.

 

Ha, it has been deleted.

 

Which one? Dark Mark or the other one?

 

The Drake one. :twisted:

 

Okay. Yes, that sounded like a very odd story. Why Drake though? Why not Draco? Is he even called Drake in canon?

 

Well I meant that if the writer of the T* story were sick enough and the story not finished I could see him\her having Ron's ghost show up in time to watch Harry porking his wife the day before his funeral.

Thanks for posting the Dobby\Winky sentense fragments, I reported the chapters and we'll see what happens....

--bornagainpenguin

 

I've reported as well, because I didn't see that you had before I did. Lets see if it gets deleted.

 

I reviewed it

But here is one http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2538659/1/

It sounds so good... Dark, EVIL! Harry who actually STAYS evil... But the authors overuse of cliches, completely unrealistic character portayal, and well.... Hell... Just about everything else, dooms this fic.

For instance Harry and his girlfriends steal 5 bottles of firewhiskey. They drink all of it (with no ill effects I might add)... And they are 9, yes NINE years old. Oh and they makeout to.

He is contemplating sex with them at the ripe old age of 7.

I could go on... But... Just.... GAAH! It might actually be worse than what Stained Future wrote, at least he had semi-passable grammer.

 

God just read it. Apparently at the age of nine or ten he looks like he is fifteen. I'm not totally sure if the girl in this story, Blasie, is meant to be Blaise or not. Its quite confusing .

Horrible, horrible story, but pretty good for laughs.

 

Thats just WRONG.

 

It was also kindda pathetic.... But not as pathetic as the Dobby/Winky one. That guy needs to be shot.

 

Here is a Harry/X-Men Croosover http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1319023/6/ that had some potential. Nothing great, but it could have been ok... Then right around midway through chapter 1 things started to get bad.

By the time Sirius died a couple chapters later it had gone from below average to waste of bandwidth... But alas, IT GOT WORSE!!!

Yes thats right, Chapter 6 in its entirety was one of the worst chapters of fanfiction I have ever read... Keep in mind I read BOTH chapters of the ultrafluffy fic starring OC-Slut StrawberryVanillaCocoaButterLove. And while this one doesn't top it, damn it comes close (I'm talking inches here people).

The only thing it has going for it is that at the time it was written it was a moderately original concept.

 

Sorry couldn't get past the first chapter on that one. The writing suggest that the author didn't really put too much thought into it.