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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v2.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Dec 31, 2005.

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  1. fatal

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    the one with the seven year old Harry shotting "sexy looks" at another seven year old girl just made me wanna be sick. He spelt "manor" wrong so many times, amongst other things. The guy should be reported for being a retard.
     
  2. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    I just got a review for my random fic and look at this
    I flamed that story (sarcasticly I think) and I just got recomended it.

    Our writing style is the same? :wall: :wall: :wall: :rrou: :rrou: :rrou:
     
  3. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Well your chapters are nearly identical in length... But the resmblence ends there.
     
  4. Gullible

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    Yeh but mine was a random one-shot plot bunnie that would not go away and that piece of crap is a serious story with multiple chapters.
     
  5. Element

    Element Seventh Year

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    /me snorts.
    I think that reviewer is amusing. I guess he just saw your flame on the Golden Era author, and couldn't resist pulling something like that off.
    Either way, I wouldn't take much offense. Play along, perhaps
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    That Harry/X-Men crossover was pretty bad, but I have to commend the author for finishing it.
    The whole Harry/Hermione thing kinda put me off early on, add to the fact that its a badly written bad story. :)
    Not that I don't like Harry/Hermione, just that if it is a Harry/X-Men crossover then I just feel it should have Harry paired with one of them.
     
  6. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    /me wonders why no one has said what to bornagainpenguin seems 'teh obvious'. Chances are the 'writer' of the Dobby fic is a member of DLP.net who is just having fun with us all and or the writer of said fic saw your review and responded by tweaking you on your fic.

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  7. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    Haha, brilliant.
    I dunno why you posted it here, man...that one line: Ginny, can't you see...you're not the girl for me..." was great.
    But then again, HP/MW is just...wrong. *shudders*

    she came out in her towel

    YAAAAAAARRGH! My eyes!

    Yarrgh! I read one at some point where she and Harry go for it after Arthur's dead, and she's only 45. WTF? Bill woulda been like 30 by the storyline...goddamn child pregnancies.
     
  10. Evil Shnitzel

    Evil Shnitzel High Inquisitor

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    Didn't you know?
    The Weasleys couldn't afford protection's so Molly got pregnant in her 4 year of Hogwarts.
    Then she got kicked from the school and afforded her living by whoring in Knocturne alley.
    After 3 long years Arthur finished the school and got her knocked up again. Then he had to marry her. And they all lived happily after exept Arthur who got AIDS from his whore fatass wife.
     
  11. Gullible

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    *snicker* That was worth a few laughs :lol:
     
  12. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Lol..... That was humerous.... is a creepy sort of way.
     
  13. oldmagic

    oldmagic Seventh Year

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    Huh! thank goodness i never eve touched these. it will probebly emotionally scar me for the rest of my young life. :oops:
     
  14. ip82

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    Ok, this is yet another stupid mpreg... what can I say, I find them sooo funny...

    Who's My Daddy? by Black Gargie
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1778187/1/

    And the ethernal question remains - WHERE DOES IT COMES OUT FROM? The authoor herself obviously has no clue... but it's not like that could stop her from writing shit like this!

    Oh, and let's not forget the unavoidable contribution for "the crappiest baby name in the fandom" award...

     
  15. DGD

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    LMAO @ the name. Hahahaha. She couldn't figure out where it comes from so she just skipped to the end. Heh.
     
  16. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    WTF? Alberto? Uh...

    :headshot:
     
  17. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    This... is... I cant... what?
     
  18. IndoGhost

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    Ip do you have a death wish?....Oh God that scared me for life...*rocks back and forth in the corner*
     
  19. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Winnie? Winnie the pooh?

    ---bornagainpenguin (rolling on the floor laughing his ass off)
     
  20. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Where the hell did that big ass name come from?
     
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