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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v2.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Dec 31, 2005.

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  1. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    I think Winnie is Dumbledore's daughter or something like that...
     
  2. Yarrgh!

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    No, no...Winnie is Ginny.

    The Author has a lisp...a really wierd one.
     
  3. DGD

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    LMAO. A typing lisp.
     
  4. fatal

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  5. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    The first line was enough for me to want to kill the writer..
     
  6. Yarrgh!

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    AAAAAHHH! My poor eyes!

    I'm bleeding now...this was truly awful. I cannot beleive FFNet allows such drivel on their site.
     
  7. fatal

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    I told her she deserved to be shot in return she sent this :

    that made me laugh for quite a long time!
     
  8. DGD

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    I'm typing this from the hospital. I have several burst blood vessels from reading that. I hate you... a lot.
     
  9. fatal

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    i apologise :(
     
  10. DGD

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    I was joking, lol. Though it did give me a headache.
     
  11. fatal

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    I just got so angry, people like that should be killed for the benefit of mankind. In her profile she says she wants to be a writer! AGH!
     
  12. LT2000

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    Hey now, coloring books need authors too.
     
  13. MrMucus

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    Agreed. The only type of books she could do are at the Kindergarten level and thats perhaps being a tad optimistic?
     
  14. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    He might as well name him Kick my Ass Potter. And as for the other story :headshot:
     
  15. Niffler Lord

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    That was.... that was... ugh. God I need to read something funny to get this.... icky feeling off me.....
     
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  17. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    My eyes bled with all the cliche's and bitching about Sirius. Hmmm maybe it is :stained
     
  18. Yarrgh!

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    HAHAHAHA...oh dear god.

    I'm utterly drunke right now...i cannot believe i just read that shit. Oh christ.

    Stained Futre for suree...i haven;t read shuch a pice of shit in such a long time. I dont undestant why people always copy authors as shitty as him...i can see this finc turning int a caraptastic orgy of shit, sex and drugs.

    Please, fot ther love of god, dont post such shitty ones again.

    Remus my old friend, please, stuff it up mu ass as far as it can go, you dirty beast werewolf.
     
  19. Element

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    =/ Stained Future may have had shopping lists of talents and skills, and wrote his sex scenes by checking each word with a thesaurus, and his chapters went all over the place, but he was a decent writer and he had decently quick updates with reasonably long chapters.

    This author doesn't have any points to his name.
     
  20. DGD

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    A bit too much tequila?
     
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