I read the first paragraph of that, and stopped. "Damn it Sirius, why did you have to die?" WTF?!?! I couldn't even get past that. It was too painful.

 

im too scared to read it O_O

 

Ugh... I think tequila would produce better writing than that.

 

Acutally I think he has a good idea... you need to be drunk to read that fic. Even then it might not help.

 

*Sniffs* I'm hurt now. :cry:

Oh well...i get over things quick. Let me tell you though, the sensory dullness that alcohol gives you is exactly the thing you need to read fics on this thread.

They really are awesomely bad.

BTW: Tequila is foul firewater. No...no...never tequila. I was riding on some real good Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey, a Kentucky favorite, some incredibly bad beer that my cheap ass roommate paid for...Keystone Light...the scourge of colleges in America and some incredible vodka...Skyy. The stuff is good.

Uh...erm, don't drink! Erm...it's bad for you, kiddies, so don't do it. I'm legal 'cause we were in Canada over the weekend...some shithole town near the border. Hey, what can i say.

 

Pff...stics and stones, buddy.

True...drinking makes me write more fuidly (fic wise as was described in the other thread) but it also leaves me with a rather large set of grammatical and spelling errors.

What can i say? It's a curse, but a gift too...i find it much easier to retain thoughts when i write as i drink. Odd? Hell yeah...but it works.

 

I'm more impressed that the author likes candy and rock music but dislikes soccer, homework, and mondays.

Err... right.

I'll just go back to thinking about what I'd do with a bunch of third graders on tequila.

Chow.

 

Wow this fic is like you wouldn't believe... It was almost as bad as

I think the author disabled the anon reviews because and he couldn't handle the truth.

He deserves for being almost as stupid as

I think I will throw him in a cameo appearence in

 

Hmm...interesting, young Giovanni.

Hah! I'm older than you, even if i don't act like it! Um...that was sorta insulting to me...

But yes, i would like to see him feature in the Office...perhaps used as a dildo, since Ginny has been...stretched...by the twins to a minimally larger size.

I'm sure that there would be only the slightest bit of friction.

 

Read it and weep:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2671307/1/

I cried...A/Ns, no fucking grammar or syntax, terrible spelling, doesn't even use quotes...awful.

I'd prefer

No jokes, i would prefer that over this shit.

 

Right.... another fic I should have read while drunk.

 

GOD I hate it when authors talk with their characters in stories like this

Its so annoying. God my eyes bled the freaking ATROCIOUS grammar.

 

Here we go. Yet another gem in the world of Fan Fiction:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2793861/1/

ne would think he's blind and has no hands or brain, considering the awful quality of his writing.

Oh, and let's not forget to use any cliches...or all of them. I'm waiting for Griphook...as soon as he appears, i'm gonna flame this author.

 

Can u say cutting!harry or wat!

 

Ugg.... How old is that person... Its even worse than this...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2630424/1/

Harry looks like Snape and they don't even wonder why??? Just one point in the fic.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2840298/1/

Almost puked.
horrible grammar and spelling, stupid plot, idiot Oc, OOC characters and short. uke:

 

Ug that one was retarted Harry raping Hermione WTF. And her comma's were so fucked up god it was so bad.