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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v2.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Dec 31, 2005.

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  1. Lord Voldemort

    Lord Voldemort Forum Bastard

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    You're one to talk. Your atrocious grammar, spelling, and overall sentence structure rape my mind of its IQ. Please, next time you decide to post, also ponder sticking the end of a pistol in your mouth as an alternative course of action.
     
  2. Evil Shnitzel

    Evil Shnitzel High Inquisitor

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    That wasn't very nice. :?
     
  3. Mr. Riddle, I believe that you are being far too harsh on young Rostam. Give the young man another chance, I believe that there is a light still shining deep within the blackness of his heart. I shall send him back to elementary school, where he will learn the ways of proper English grammar.
     
  4. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ahem *glares in warning* lets be civil and NICELY point out the flaws in others before we crucio them!
     
  5. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    1) He's not native English speaker.
    2) He's not writing a story.
     
  6. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I understand that my grammar isn't perfect, but does it need to be when all you're doing is posting in a FORUM. I'm not writing a freaking story here.

    As for the spelling, I spelled nothing wrong so please don't make things up as to amuse yourself.

    Yes my sentence structure could use some work but yet again I'm not writing a story, you anal-retentive dickwad.
     
  7. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    I smell :fear
     
  8. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Are you talking about me?
     
  9. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    no, It just felt like it was back then, hostility over trivial grammatical mistakes that were sometimes nonexistent ;)

    P.s. Voldie if you don't have anything nice to say......go to hell :twisted: I'll be waiting :chainsaw:

    P.s. Dark Lord Rostam do unto others before they do unto you :p
     
  10. Aura

    Aura Seventh Year

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    Now now, play nice. No need getting all flustered and insulting him back. Well, if you really want to go insulting anybody back, please resort to PM's. Nobody needs to know about you guys PMS'ing.

    I smell a smackdown...
     
  11. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Ill try Madeye. As you say CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
     
  12. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    Guys, chill.

    The kid is 13...lay off him. He might be a native english speaker, but not everyone is as verbose or gramatically capable as you are. My kid brother is his age, and he is even worse.

    Plus, its not like he spams or anything. What he says is generally tied in with the topic, or at least a valid comment at the time.
     
  13. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    lol...I must say I agree...You wanna start seriously insulting people, go do it privately.
    Granted, Rotsam-I must say that your spelling and grammar has improved considerably within a short time. Congrats
    Though, next time, please save my brain cells the touble, and just do it decently the first time
     
  14. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Dude, your criticizing a 13 year old about grammer...

    Are you retarded or just plain stupid?
     
  15. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    In defense of thirteen-year-olds everywhere, I was thirteen when I started out here, and my grammar did not suck. Just because the guy is 13, is not exactly an excuse. I mean, if he was that bad all the time, then he might have an excuse, but seriously here people, 13 does not equal bad grammar.
     
  16. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Hey, I admit my grammar did suck but that was because I wasn't in the mood to look through it.

    But seriously, why do you care if my grammar is not top-notch. It's a forum for fuck's sake, it was one post I'll clean it up next time.
     
  17. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Well, for one thing, even on forums, people like to be able to easily read posts, not have to decipher them.
    Grammar...you shouldn't really need to look thorugh it, just a tiny bit of effort, or a spellchecker, helps.
     
  18. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    Yet again, that was only one post. Most of my others were nowhere near as crappy as the one I posted previously.

    Edit: Why do you all keep saying that I need a spellchecker. I spelled nothing wrong.
     
  19. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    dude...Some of your other posts...
     
  20. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I said MOST of my other's weren't as crappy. I didn't say all.
     
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