There are too many stories to mention... geez. Just go look at the start of the HP section on FF.net. Everytime I even look at it I feel sick just reading the summaries. If you search for an hour or so you might find one or two things worth reading.

Gods. The Fricken HORROR. *eye twitches* Why couldn't I remain a naive little idiot? I had alot more to read then!

One thing that ultimately sucks is Draco/Hermione fictions, or Ginny/Draco (*gag* ..but rather fitting for thier personalities) fictions. I could give you a list of how many are either written horribly and just plain suck, but I would be here all night. (I only bring this up because no one has mentioned it yet, and mentioned just about everything else.)

But seriously, I just checked out all those links! You just made me consider retreating from the HP-fanfic world again. (the horror...)

 

Please, it was hilarious the first time I linked the whole Harry/Ginny section and you know it.

Of course, that was then...now it's kinda like beating a dead Petunia.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2720064/3/

It's called You're not me by Irite4uall. A 16 year old girl wrote this.

 

I thought I was brave but I stopped reading after that point... You actually read this, Dayton? You're a braver man than i thought...

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2000475/1/

Another one. This one by Whoosh918. The chicken part isn't that bad but....

 

Have any of you actually reed an Mpreg? Were do they say the baby comes out of? Do they even TRY to implement any kind of science or biology into it? Im honestly curious here for the same morbid reasons that you keep watching as some guy is getting his head sawed off while screaming in pain.

Edit: OMG lol i just looked at that link to Whoosh918 story lol i read a bit (correct use of the phrase a bit...youl get what i mean in a moment) of it and it was bad but then i went and read the summery and i burst out laughing at the end....

A BIT OOC...A BIT...do you know the definition of the phrase 'a bit'...they are both falling for draco for christs sake thats not 'a bit ooc'. Im not sure about you guys but the last time i checked canon Harry hated draco and Hermione thought he was a disgusting slime-ball...a bit ooc i guess....

 

Most fics have the baby coming out of the ass but caesarian section would be more apt. You don't try to understand the logic of Mpreg writers. It damages the brain.

 

Not only do I have a headache from the time-travel thread, but now I feel sick too. DAMN YOU PEOPLE!

 

some1 needs to post the strawberry cocoabutter fic in her...

 

I think that fic has been posted before.

Anyway, read this one.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2727095/1/

It's called That's Not You by ragousotu.

 

-Gouges out eyes- Why did I click the link? Why oh why. . .

 

That's terrible, i mean really terrible, why would you do that. surely you could bath in razorblades instead, it would be less painful

 

I enjoy torturing people...

 

WTMFH?! THat's not nice Dayton.... Those links of yours are evil!!! I'm not clicking one of them ever again.

 

It surprises me to this day that people still click on these links. I myself gave up the bad habit a long time ago, I value the two remaining brain cells I have left too much to lose them to MPREG and fics of an anal retentive nature.

 

Wow. Only two brain cells left? The last of mine ran off the moment I clicked the first of Dayton's links in this thread... I'm still trying to find it though I doubt it wants to come back.

 

See? I am the GOD of bad fics....


Thank you.....thank you very much!

 

Leadies and Gentleman. The name of the thread is "The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v2.0"..I have learned after the first posting of a fic in the first thread never to click on a link...if your still clicking on links..well.... :shock: I shell pray for you.

 

Yes, read a sentence or two if you're that curious, but that's still verging on suicidal.
Another one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2328253/1/
Harry/Voldemort FLUFF. Need I say more?