See? Your quote proves my point!
And you must really, really like mental self-mutilation.

 

sree...why read to chapter two?

 

OK, I've got one.

Twist of Fate by SevsMoonChild

With the child’s father dead, 16 yo Harry Potter is determined to suffer his pregnancy and labor alone. He is willing to give his very life to keep the identity of the father safe. Will someone find out in time to save him? Slash, Mpreg will be HPSS

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11586 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 1-19-06 - Published: 5-26-05

Ok, now here's where this wonderful plot begins.

Here's a snippet from our young mother's thoughts. Awwww....

Now, we've always been wondering how could a boy give birth. Well, Harry answers that question for us in a very eloquent way.

... or maybe he doesn't know either.

Something is wrong? Why? I thought this was all perfectly normal for a young mother. Well, anyway...

Thankfully, someone heard Harry's distressed calls. Someone who who decides to be there for him and help him get through his pain.

Now some of you might be wondering who in the world could be this mysterious person that was there for Harry when he needed someone to hold his hand?

Ok, people hold your stomachs... Holding?
Very well, you asked for it.

And the winner is... Severus Snape, the greasy haired ex-terrorist potion master!

Sorry to all those who voted for Draco the pouncy spoiled ferret-boy and Albus the fluffy goat-loving grandpa, more luck next time.

And the final mystery still remains - where the hell did it came out from? No one knows, including the author it seems...

Well, this is as far as I could take it. Good luck to those strong enough to read on.

EDIT:

Some of the more interesting reviews I thought you should see...

 

*Sigh*

Oh how I wish for the days I thought mpreg was a pairing.

 

-Eyes melt- W. . .T. . .F. I mean seriously, did you go out looking for the one fic that that would give me an aneurysm?

 

I'm done. I've written my only male pregnancy story (Which can be found in the S&P section in "A Nasty Birth" :I reserve the right to add more shameless unnecessary plugs as I see fit

I don't want any more to do with them.

 

-Smack- Bad Chuck, bad!

 

Relax, its a parody...Or were you talking about my shameless plugging? :wink:

 

What do you think?

It was the plugging

 

Twisted, just twisted. And it got positive reviews *shudders

 

I was just browsing through the new mature stories at FFN and came across this summary.

To Know Forever by Miss abc

Ginny: graduated top of medical school, and now a healer at Portsmouth Military Training Camp. Draco: a hardened, cynical commanding officer of the Special Forces, based at Portsmouth Military Training Camp. How could they resist?

Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27321 - Reviews: 296 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 11-25-04
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Jesus Christ, don't this people know ANYTHING about the characters they're writing about? Ferret as a muggle army officir!? Hello!!?

 

Come on IP! You know better than that. You're confusing that stupid little HP character Draco with the one and only Tom Felton. This is love story all about the romance between Miss abc and Tom. Wait I mean Ginny and Draco! Yeah, that's it, Ginny and Draco. It's beautiful, it's touching, it's groping, it's penetrating, its... okay where's the batteries for my favorite Tom?

 

Masochism taken to a new level, i just read all teh fics in this thread, MY IQ JUST DROPPED IN HALF!

 

when i see these stories i wonder sometimes if nazis had a thing with eugenics.

 

lmao...you read them? :shock: I pity you.

 

*looks at the fic* Do they want too die? Is that why they keep writing this?

 

I don't know what you guys are talking about.... That Snarry MPREG fic was a work of art whose beauty cannot be described.


*THROWS UP*

I tried to keep the sarcasm going on I really did... But I just couldn't do it.