geez, giev ths guy a brake... HEEZ ohnle righting what he feels canon shold be leik. . . . . .

The above is sarcasam.

 

The Choices We Make by Snape's Nightie

Now this one is interesting. After the war, Snape decides that it's time to do for once what he wants, not what his master(s) tell him... And what he wants is a BABY (*kids screaming in panic and running away*).

But does he starts dating? Or find a mother-carrier and artificialy insemenates her? Or adopts an orphan? No, no, that would've been too normal. Of course he would want to get pumped up by a bloke! What's wrong with you people? Pfff, adopt. Ridiculous.

Yep, a true Slytherin.

But the most interesting thing here is the way he chooses candidates.

And finally, here's Snape horror list of all the potential fathers in Potterverse. That some of them may not even be gay isn't even considered.

Yep, Lupin is the lucky guy.

Oh, and how come a guy can give birth? He grows pussy, of course. How else?

 

I.... ug.

We have found the antichrist. Lock and load boys




I'll never be able to go to sleep tonight, this has given me nightmares. Not because of how horrible this is, but because there are 181 reviews of which, the majority of them love this fic.. :shock:

 

Aggggh.... (*clawing eyes out*)

Thank god I went through only chapter 1...

 

Im scarred for life from just the passages you guys posted. There is no way in hell I will read anymore then that.

 

I skimmed abit ahead, and I don't have the want to quote Harry's desire to fuck Lupin in the ass being denied b/c Snape is doing it instead. It horrifies me.

 

wtf... you guys are going WAY overboard here. Seriously why the heck isn't this being carted off to the S&P section huh?!?!

Great, it's 2 am out here. How the great merlin of fudgisicle am I suppose to go to bed now? Oh well another all nighter...

 

Lupin couldnt help himself. I mean COME ON, he pulled out 'THE SECRET WEAPON!!' How the fuck does someones hair negate the fact that your fucking a MAN! I'm going to go rinse my damn eyeballs with lysterine.

 

Obviously you guys can't understand a true work of art. This fic is all about true love, slashy goodness and of course Mpreg, which actually makes sense if you don't just judge it by it's cover!

. . .

-cracks-

AHHHH! I can't believe I just wrote that. I'm not going to sleep peacefully tonight. Excuse me while I go chop my fingers off, I don't want anything connected with the above still attached to my body.

 

Was just listing through new stories pm FFN and I thought it would only be fair to share my misery with the esteemed members of this fine forum... no, no you don't have to thank me, there'll be more opportunities later...

 

Trust me, we spared the worst, I used this story as an example today to show folks just how twisted some children can be online and sent this in an email to a few HP lovers at the office, rofl.

 

Oh, merde... I was about to go fall asleep, too! *glares* Why did they have to put quotes in the thread?!?!

 

Hey, I'm sick & twisted too, you know!

 

Listen..almost everyone here is sick and twisted to a degree. :twisted:

 

Hey I am not! I only ventured into that doman recently to yell at everyone and go delete happy after we all yelled at anyone within reach! I'm only twisted, I leave the sick up to those better experianced.

 

Sree was kinda wrong on both counts...