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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v2.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Dec 31, 2005.

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  1. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Wow, I was in such a bad mood that I actually reviewed this story. Probably because added to the fact that it was bad, some annoying reviewer kept defending the idiotic story. I...yeah, nothing else to say. :?
     
  2. Xiph0

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    Mind posting the review/flame?
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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  4. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ug. I've posted one as well.

     
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    Haha. Woot! :cheers:

    I didn't bother to check it out, and after the flames I'm kinda glad.
     
  6. Mrriddler

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    I would disagree but clearly the sites I been surfing through defined NC-17 differently. Besides, I agree with the comment about ff.net staff prejudices. Naturally the story stays or goes would depending on if the staff likes it or not, which in this case means the story would definitely stay.

    Never said that, and I DO think Vash's fic is NC-17/ over R-rated fiction for a variety of reasons, but as for how it still remains, *shrugs*.
     
  7. Blackstar

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    When There Nothing Left,You Will Save me
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2141592/1/


    wowwie, he killed voldemort but gets sent back to the dursleyes anyway?
    where he proceeds to be raped and beaten, then gets saved by his dad,


    godric gryffindor.......................
     
  8. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    You know it's fics like the last several that make me wish I'd never started this franchise of threads, rofl. I don't know what's worse, the fact that someone writes that shit, or the fact that they have loyal readers
     
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    ....eh this is way over the top. Do these people even read what they write?
     
  10. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    I'd say... not.

    Are we sure this isn't intentional 'sicfic'? This is too bad not to have been intentional especially as the 'author' of this steaming pile claims to have never seen anything like it before... :rrou:

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  11. Lord Osiris

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    ROFL i loved you review Sree, i just took a look at the fic and well even in a bad mood im surprised you managed a review that has more depth as well as lengh then this fucking fic. Come now Midknight you know it's stupidily funny to take a look at the shit that comes out on that decrept site.
     
  12. darkinferno9908

    darkinferno9908 Second Year

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    Oi! I live!

    But wow... that last fanfic almost made me want to swear off fanfiction forever... that's just sad. How old are the people who write these things!? He just killed VOLDERMORT. Try to make me go back to my aunts and uncle's... I'll show you my middle finger and tell you to take it up with my reproducive organ! And on another note, why would he take all that? Screw the laws; Killing curses for everyone! *sigh* that riled me up...
     
  13. Rain

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    Oh, Kami! I think I am going to be sick.

    I'm not surprised they only recieved fourteen reviews.
     
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    just horrible. how can anyone even think about this kind of stuff. its sickeningi didnt even finish reading before i wanted to rip my eyes out
     
  15. bornagainpenguin

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    Oh but its such an original idea too!
    :mid4 Scotty beam me up, there's no intelligent life here...

    I swear this one has got to be a parody!

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  16. Lord Osiris

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    Now this is the most original piece of work out there it's only one chapter but when you read the summery you'll understand why it's original.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2776398/1/

    Summery: Post HBP. After getting attacked by an assassin Harry runs, but not because of the assassin, mind you. Harry goes to a new school, with a new identity. :wall:
     
  17. bornagainpenguin

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    Geeze... 13 years old! Hmmm... [scans quickly so as to minimize eye damage] Yup.. no cliches here! First thing he does is buy himself some super-duper glases 'with everything' --nope all original ideas here! :puke:

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  18. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    That isn't a cliche, that's plagiarism!

    Holy shit! Independence of a Hero had been removed! I was just going to read the update too...
     
  19. bornagainpenguin

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    Suspicious...deeply suspicious!

    I don't have a copy of that one. Sorry.

    Hmmm... suspious that the original fic with this idea has disappeared while there's a 'new' fic using this idea that just shows up the same day the original gets tossed...

    --bornagainpenguin (who is about to start trolling the forums and downloading like crazy to save the fics)
     
  20. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    Wait. I didn't know that fic resembled "Independence of a Hero", I thought it was copying "A Second Chance at Life" by Miranda Flairgold.

    I don't really know where your conspiracy theory is coming from. Seriously though, is FF.Net really clearing all those fics out? It seems so stupid of them to do so. Can I foolishly hope it is some sort of glitch, or H/G shipper hacked into thier computers and are tearing apart the universe as we know it?!

    *sob* It's all going wrong!
     
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