Agree. Honestly, only the fact that it's a dark story kept it from going into this section.

 

It belongs here anyways...

*shudders*

After reading it I felt like I was unclean.

 

Intestinal fortitude my friend... Instestinal fortitude.

 

Gio, no offense, but I think you (and Chuck) are the only ones here who have enough control over their internal abdominal movements to withstand things like this.

Seriously.

 

No offense taken, its a talent and I take your post as a compliment.

You would be suprised about how many eating contests I have won because of my intestinal fortitude. I laugh at the people on Fear Factor... Pansies.

 

That makes my stomach uneasy...i can't stand fear factor.

 

*Uses fondu fork to pluck eyes from head*

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2599011/1/

Read a *portion* of the first paragraph. Cried. Posted. Enough said :{P>.

 

As seen above I was abducted and taken to a world of constant migraines when I read this POS.

And I found this review:

by someone named "The Dark Lord Potter" . . . who is the traitor among us! *Becomes paranoid*

This thing is one cliche after another, all badly written, not spell checked and all around horrible. It's fics like these that are making me lose interest in the fandom.

'Nuff said.

 

Reported their ass! As another reviewer said.. "First off...contrary to popular belief, proper attention to spelling and grammar are part of the requirements for ffnet. You should fix errors before you temp mods to take down your fanfic."

Well here's hoping that I've tempted them enough by reporting every chapter for grammar... I reported the last chapter twice though, since it seemed to be three seteneces of story and tweleve of author's notes as some kind of 'teaser' ...please! That was a sick attempt for more 'please don't quit' reviews and everyone knows it!

--bornagainpenguin

 

ROFL. Yes! Go BAP!

 

Ugh... Even the title is spelled wrong. "Harry Potter an the Lost Past"

 

I had a little fun with Project Prometheus and surprise surprise even a chatbot thinks this guy is dumb!

I love the part where it asked me why 'I' was so mean! ROTFLMAO!

--bornagainpenguin

 

I'd say this one deserves a nod.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2794581/1/

 

Another to compare with Sera's brilliant work

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2789377/1/

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2716920/1/

More cliched Independent!Harry. Ridiculously rich, laundry listing, evil and stupid Dumbles, Weasel and Mudblood, and various other trite ideas ripped from other stories. Oh yeah, and black basilisk hide battle robes, material imported from South America. Wow...that sounds like a direct ripoff of something in my story. I should have this slop banned for the insult, but I'll see how I feel later. I could nail him for the shipping poll with ease. I don't take to being plaigiarized without permission, no matter how small the theft. Especially when the stories that do so are such ridiculously poor imitations.