I read that and laughed. safety harness? HAHAHAkept reading and got so bored.

 

Hoover???? Was this author staring at a vacuum cleaner when they thought of the name???

 

Harry Potter: The Lighting Mage by fire wyvern 7

At first I didn't beleive that a dark & independant story could be so bad to earn it's place here, amongst SLASH and MPREG, but I've just read this and WOW! You guys were absolutely right.

This story is so bad it's almost funny... actually, if writting style was a little bit different, this could have been deemed as a parody.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2722469/1/

Read if you so dare. This story goes beyond bad.

 

If the other fics are anything to go on then I think I am going to keep my childish innocence and go to the mature thread where I am safer. :arrow:

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2053976/4/

Dammit seemed a medioce story at best with the typical "Hello Griphook" :evil: but this really killed the fic


This is bad uke: uke: uke:


The first pair of jeans tossed over the door to him were black and so tight he couldn't even wear his boxers under them. "There is no way I'm coming out there with these on. They're entirely too...erm...revealing."

"Harry, don't make me send you bat-bogeys."

"Alright, fine. Just remember, you asked for this." He opened the door and walked out.

Ginny turned to see him, and whispered, in a throaty vioce, "Oh, Merlin..." The cute redhead hadn't realized just what was under those quidditch robes til now, though not for lack of speculation. She couldn't seem to get the rest of the sentence out, but she had a very hungry look all of a sudden, and she licked her lips. She and Hermione, who also appeared a bit shaken, looked at each other and said, "Keeper."

 

O_O


uke:


Dude, that is very, very wrong.

 

whats bad is this truly a serious story in the authors mind and there rabid UpDaTe SOoN reviewers

 

Ugh, its those people that stain the future of all fandoms. DLP-ism not intended.

 

The author could of saved time and said "merlin... Harry you have a Huuuuuuge Penis, I mean Long Dong Silver big"

And that would at least be worth a chuckle not like that authors previous wet dream

 

*snicker* Is the author a guy?

 

Author: Bill, 38 yrs old and writes with his wife.... no joke

 

Well... I got nothing.

 

Whoa... 30-year-old guy? Are you sure the author isn't lying? I mean, authors that old usually write well enough to stay out of this thread.

 

I know of a 20 something year old that is an author. He is actually my beta for my ToS fic.

 

His Profile: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/592025/ by the way were is everybody it's kinda quiet

 

That man is one sad, sad man. As for where everyone is, beats me. I'm supposed to be asleep right now.

 

Older authors aren't that uncommon. Its just usually they are the better one.

This guy is the exception that proves the rule.

 

The exception that proves the rule? What?