^ That just scares the shit out of me.

 

Well, more or less I stated an EMO!Harry will never be believable unless that happens. It goes without saying, however, that that story would best be suited as a Parody to poke fun at slash fangirls/boys/hermiphadites everywhere.

 

I found THE WORST fic in the universe. It was taken down, but the LJ post for it still exists.
http://community.livejournal.com/marysues/1345464.html

EDIT: There are samples of the fic still in the LJ post, and the OC is used in numerous other stories. Link to the FFNet profile in the Mary Sue report.

 

?_? Why? LJ isn't that bad. I just use it for the communities.

 

Oh, right. It'll pass. Then comes the fear.

 

Can't believe that I got up at noon for this shit.

speaks for itsself

 

After reading a few of the quotes and stories on this thread, I feel like I have to dip my computer in lysol. The titanic crossover made my eye twitch.

It's still twitching...

 

Yeah, that's the general reaction to most of these. This is called "AWESOMELY BAD FICS" for a reason.

 

Yeah, I know. Curiosity killed the cat. Actually, curiosity beat the cat unconscious, stuffed it in a sack, and threw it in the lack, but there you go.

I just think it's kinda funny that if you say "Ewwww, that's disgusting!" in a room full of people, the majority of them turn to look.

 

Agreed, Shabra. Although that fic I found still sends shivers up my spine to this day.

 

That has to be a parody. I'm begging you tell me its a parody.
I have not seen such blatant stupidity such as this within the last month.

 

Unfortunately it's not a parody. Take a look at the author's profile at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/368729/. This girl is a LIVING Mary Sue.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2774073/1/ GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICHES AHOY

 

Wow in all of 128 words I managed to find 22 spelling/grammer mistakes, amazing!

This was written by someone who has been a registered user of ff.net for over a year.

 

*blink* I really hope that thats all the author writes...

 

I skimmed what was there, and my non-existing respect for human life just dropped even lower. Now it's in the 7th layer of hell judging from the post-card I just recieved.

 

How has this person survived for as long as she has? Its mind boggeling. It makes me think that she is or will be the female version of Jim Carrey(sp?) in the CABLE GUY movie.

 

Its harder to digest that someone actually asked for more.

In truth, these fics don't really bother me that much. There are, and will be, people who do it just for the sake of doing it; to their retarded minds, perhaps its funny to get others to waste their time, click, and skim through the crap that they've posted. What bothers me much much more, is when a good author, when an interesting story with a good plotline, something that you actually look forward to; when this kind of fic dunks it, when the author put up crap in this kind of story, that really gets me angry. And disgusted. And