Shit, sorry here it is http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/storysearch.php?char1=0&char2=0&pair=0&era=0&genre=0&rating=0&fm=0&status=&ttsearch=&ausearch=madscientist&submit=Find+Stories
Thats the authors page, it's a trilogy.

 

No probs...as long as you remember next time, heh.

 

Did you read it?

 

Could you please post a quote along with the title and link? (And the summary would be nice, too .) So that we don't have to read the whole thing at the risk of losing several points of IQ... Maybe pick up the more juicy bits...?

 

Thats just the tip of the iceberg.

 

The summary really was telling me to stay away, but I decided to be brave and read a bit... I don't think I'll try to go any further. The Darkness Before Dawn eh? The title alone is... unoriginal and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

How about this that I found when I stupidly used the search engine of FFnet?
It All Started With a Book on Wards
An orgy involving a cucumber, Harry Potter, three slytherin girls, and my wand. Interested? Just kidding. This is another independant!Harry story. Stir, shake, and serve... or something.

Oh yes, that's right Harry. You are mature and no longer afraid of death because you watched a movie with a bunch of people pretending to die. Wait :Gasps: Oh no! I've watched many movies where people are masscred, killed, tortured, beaten, raped, murdered, tossed around like ragdolls, cut, sliced to ribbons, explode in showers of gore, and suicidal! My poor mind! Robbed of its thread of innocence! Oh well.

 

Darius Darmon:

That's... disturbingly badly written. (What's with the change of PoV? And the non-existent punctuation?)

And stupidly melodramatic.

And horribly cliché.

And nastily Ginny-esque.......



I get your point.

 

Lol, it just gets worse, in the 3rd story, Lucius becomes the dark lord because Voldie was actually just getting power from orb, so now lucius is as powerful as voldie was and he has wierd shadow demon type things by the thousands (like 400 000) of them and there are like Harry, Hermione and Dumbledore yet they still manage to kill 5000 of the things everytime when no one else can take even one on.

Draco is good, Snape was good before he died a "Hero's Death" and not before killing 15 death eater.

Rons a master strategist. Harry and hermione have twins and Fred and George invented a super plane that has 12 firebolts powering it and can go 15000 miles an hour.

Did I mention ginny killed a "powerful" death eater with a single kick to the head and that shes smokin' hot and has a magical animingus form while harry just has a lion.

Hermiones heir of ravenclaw and commands the ravenclaw guild and has ravenclaws sword and harry has gryffindors and their super swords. Hermione is just a bit more powerful than Harry but also a genius and harry is super rich and Hermione has like 5 libraries sirius is alive again and hermione and harry's eye's go blue when they channel magic and move so fast no one can see them and can kill 20 guys in less than a second.

Hermioe killed bellatrix and 4 other inner circle death eaters before they could stand up. When they orgasm things blow up and only hermione can calm harry down.

Oops, sorry about the rant.

 

I have found the motherload of WTF fics, all by the same author. Gramma and spelling seem okay and at least the weirdo is mildly original, but God!! the plot devices Arghh!!!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/969275/

P.S I looked up 'Oviposition' it means Egg laying! OMFG!!!

Here's the worst of the bunch

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2892973/1/

 

There are no words to describe this author.

*Scuicide*

 

Dusturbed, Unhinged, Lunatic come to mind.

I don't care if it's a parody . . . there's just some things that you don't write under any circumstances. And Draco being pregnant with Harry is one of them.

 

What can I say? I told you so!

 

Wow, I have this sudden overwhelming urge to play russian rullete.

 

The worst is, there are lots of reviews :/
When we think of the numbers of good fic that have ten times less reviews by words... Shudder. let's think of happier things.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3157864/1/

A 300 odd word fic about Remus at Summer Auror Training Camp, fantasising about long morning showers with Sirius. Says it all I believe and my review says the rest.

"What in the hell possessed you to write and/or post such an unmitigated piece of shit. It has no point to it, and it has no plot/characterisation/themes/anything important in a fic.

As well as that, your tenses are fucked up as fucking MJ. Honestly, its blatantly obvious from readng this that you are a 13 year old girl, who has a crush on Remus Lupin, your name is probably melinda, or you wish it was, and you love the idea of "hawt man secks1!1!1" between your crush and Sirius Black."

That was my review, and so far I have been added to one persons favourites list simply because they liked my review.

I haven't dared check out the rest of the authors fics, but I think all but one are RL/SB slash, and are all oneshots in the region of 300 words.

 

Is it O.K. if that sentence made me cry?

 

No... that just makes me want to go on a killing spree... Those were aweful...

 

I got a response to my review today. The author claims not to be a girl with a crush on Remus Lupin, but says I almost certainly am. I want to know the authors logic behind that, lol.

 

Definately a brat with a crush, only brats/bimbos use that kind of response. This is experience speaking, anyone with a good head will come up with a witty retort.

The Lich King

Bad paragraph spacing, bad dialogue, little to no descriptions, OoCness, and incorrect placing of words. It's a Warcraft Crossover.

Second half of the first chapter, and despite everything I couldn't help but crack up. Especially at the reviews, in fact, excuse me now, I need to be the first person to say something other than "OMG, I'm addicted!"

 

That was bad, very bad