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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v3.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Midknight, Apr 28, 2006.

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  1. Harpy Prince

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    I couldn't find anything wrong with it other than the genre wasn't really to my liking.

    An emo kid needs to write Suicidal!Harry to Johnny Cash's "I hurt myself today".
     
  2. Xiph0

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    I'd actually read this & favorite list it, if they could just learn how to spell. Pity, really. :lol:

    Emo kid's aren't worthy of Cash's music.

    EDIT: They're likely to bugger it up anyway.
     
  3. Harpy Prince

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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2804019/1/
    For those who didn't know I've been on a Vampire!Harry fic hunt lately. While I found some good ones I had forgotten the majority of the people who write them are crazy goth chicks. Surprisingly this wasn't slash, just very poorly written.

     
  4. Lady Almaren

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  5. ixazncha0six

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    May 4, 2006 #45
    WOw greatest authors note in chapter 4 ever!

     
  6. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    May 4, 2006 #46
    Oh dear lord...that story was shit. Seriously...it wasn't even labeled humor/parody. If it was...it would have gone up a notch. Still be pretty bad though... :puke:
     
  7. Spikes

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    Omg that was the worst smut I've ever read.
     
  8. Lady Almaren

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    What the hell?? That was smut. OMG. What is the world coming to? Please...PLEASE...tell me this is some kind of joke.
     
  9. ixazncha0six

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    May 5, 2006 #49
    That rap fic MUST be a joke...
     
  10. Spikes

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    I sent a email to him and he replyed back.

     
  11. The Dark Monarch

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    Exscuse me but could somebody translate that dude's reply for me.
    It's to fake rappish for me to understand.
     
  12. Spikes

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    I'm pretty sure it means:

    What the hell is wrong with you bitch. I'm tight. Don't mess with the G. Get Crunk.
     
  13. Lady Almaren

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    What the fuck is up with this guy? Did you ask him if it was some kind of bad joke or something?
     
  14. Spikes

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    Yeah he said it was serious.
     
  15. Mrriddler

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    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFLCAPTOR... sorry, couldn't help it. ;)

    I laughed so hard...so so very hard. :mrgreen:
     
  16. Evil Shnitzel

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    Why did you have post smut here?!
    It's okay that my eyes are bleeding but the topic can be closed thanks to this! Stop quoting graphic shit from the fics posted here! We don't want this topic closed by Mid.
     
  17. Xiph0

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    :O_O: Say what?
     
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    This guy need an award. I hope its the Darwin Award.
     
  19. Spikes

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    Umm I'm sorry if i'm wrong but I don't think thinga maggigy and you know what counts as graphic.
     
  20. Evil Shnitzel

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    The Mid's banstick is long and can reach you anywhere. Better be safe then sorry.
     
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