Just read it..... don't want to ruin it for you

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2920387/1/


Burn in hell muthafuckas

 

Well... The first chapter was funny. Swearing-like-a-sailor!Harry is always good for a laugh. But the rest of it... :?

 

I think that was written to see how many times the author could write 'fuck'. Beyond that it was a really really sad (make that pathetic) excuse for a story.

 

Some of you may actually like this fic... I tried it once but couldn't read it... I just wanted to kill everyone in the fic for being so utterly retarded and OOC. I mean, Harrys long lost sister berates him for being suspicious of her and crap... while she has the hots for Draco!

This is my absolute favorite part... its also where I stopped reading.

Anyways, give it a try if you'd like... I wouldn't recommend it though: Siblings of the Scar, by A.L. Potter

 

I haven't gotten far enough to deem it totally crap but in the second chapter the author introduced a pikey speaking vampire.

chapter 2

The Dark Duo
Dark!Harry/Dark!Ginny pairing. I didn't even get to the pairing. It just seemed so farfetched.

 

Talk about pathetic. Why do people think Harry would serve Voldie? Would he really join his parents killer? That story would have been so much better if Harry and Ginny form their own dark side.... but then joining the Dark Lord because your bf dumped you?? That was so retarded.

Here's a couple more:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2928834/1/

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2751653/1/

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2928474/1/

 

wow those were horrible. fics like that should be banned from being put on the internet.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2930305/1/

Like can you say What The Fuck?

 

What the hell! You see it's shit like that, that'll destroy the world. Governments will crumble just so that some pathetic fangirl and her fanfangirls can have a story as stupid as that.

 

Damn, My IQ just dropped after the first sentence. The format was horrible it was like the dude couldn't figure out if every sentence was supposed to be a whole paragraph or not. Also IN POSSIBLE is supposed to be spelt IMPOSSIBLE.

 

Well i've just been taking a gander at this piece of crap it's nearly as fucked up as stained futures' works. Here's the link take a look i'm sure you'll love it...here's a hint Ghetto Harry with DBZ powers that fights the sith?

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1661610/1/

 

ROFL...they fall preggies.

What a romanticized, bullshit way of sayign that they got knocked up by the greaseball.

Shit babies...i can identify with that. After all, i just aborted a child into the porta-potty at the concert i was at last night. Thing was at least ten inches long. Winner.

I LOVED IT!!!

Oh man...this was good. I actually mean it. It wasn't a quality work or anything, but i have to confess...i find some sort of guilty pleasure from reading this shit. Even stained future...bad, but entertaining nonetheless. I had him on alerts, and i definitely put this guy on alerts as well.

I especially loved the part where Dumbledore puts on the 'Yoda voice'. "Hard, his path will be."

 

Heres one where James and Lily didn't die.... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2760298/1/

 

I had a skim over the first chapter of the story. It was sickening, but not the most sickening thing i've ever read. Try looking at the reviews of the story. People actually like it!

Wtf is going on?!

 

People have... strange tastes.

 

Fan-girl alert
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2972603/1/

this is truly sad

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2966856/1/

If this is not cheap D/Hr then I don't know what is.

 

According to the summary, Hermione is a wild child.

 

Ugh, that was pathetic.