Obviously the work of a superior mind. His other story is epic too.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2985096/1/

 

I have no idea but it was fucking sick.
I think I may have broken something, but wtf is wrong with these people.
It wasn't funny, just fucking retarded.

 

Went through most (oh god, my life and eyes) and didn't see this godawful thing posted yet. Have fun.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2840566/1/

 

Yes, believe it or not, that was posted in the library.

I don't mind the incest.

I don't mind the ridiculous power boosts.

Hell, I don't even mind the choice of girls.

What I do mind is the sheer amount of fluff.

70 percent of the story is them stroking, hugging, kissing, and apparating to each other's beds and sleeping in each other's comapany, enjoying each other's prescence.

At 11 -12 years old.

 

I felt...dirty...beyond dirty after reading it. You have someone who's got a 120+ year old mind going at it with pre-pubescent girls. *shudders*

Just didn't sit well with me I suppose.

 

Isn't that fic near to plagarism? I mean I remember another fic where Harry soul bonds to multiple women and then gets flung to an AU where he has a sister Rose who has a bond with him... And it was a better read too.

 

Yeah that story is in the library too called Lessons to be Learnt or something. I actually read 2 chapters of that wanna-be plagiators (is that even a word?) fic and promptly threw up ;P it's a terrible piece of work with grammar mistakes all over and it's just as bad as if I would write something. But I have enough common sense not to

 

Oh god...theres some REALLY filthy stuff in that fic, later on. I discarded the first chapter and moved on to one called 'Kissing'...oh man, i am scarred for life!

 

Ugh, these fics are so bad, I can't even find the words to describe them with. Some authors just shouldn't be allowed fully functioning fingers so that they won't have to torture us with this shit.

There, that was my first swearword on the board. *feels proud*

And this how rabid fangirls communicate, quoted out of a review.

 

Read it and Gag... http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2986513/1/

 

Ugh, another Ron goes and rapes someone... bleh. Bad plot device.

 

Ya know this has to be one of the shitiest fics I've ever had the displeasure of glancing at.

 

Nastiest shit I've ever found
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2798845/1/
Description:Harry is in love with both Sirius and Remus but has lost Sirius behind the veil. Sirius returns to those he loves, bringing three very important people back with him. Manipulative Dumbledore. Hermione bashing. HPSBRL, RWDM, JPLE, GWDG

I was dared by my "friend" to read more than 1 chapter .......Omg I want to die....I read to chapter 3 before having to puke I'm 100% serious I really did gag and tear up to the point I puked

Somebody try to beat me by going past chapter 3 GOOD LUCK

 

Chapter 8. Go ahead beat that.

 

I know but there is one thing more I so desperately want Dray. I know your mine but the world doesn’t know it and I hate watching people drool over you and flirt with you. I get so jealous because I can’t tell people to back away from my boyfriend for fear of it getting back to your father. I don’t suppose that now, when you’ve already declared you abhorrence of your father’s views, you would agree to go public with our relationship?” “Oh Ron there is nothing I’d like more because I get jealous to when I see girls throwing themselves at you. I agree that it is time to go public my love but before we do there is something that I have been wanting to ask you for a long time.” Draco said and went to his trunk. He removed his clothes and took a small box from the bottom of the trunk. He walked back over to Ron and knelt on one knee: “Ron I know we’re very young and people would probably say that we are far too young to understand what real love is but I know you are my soul mate and that we are meant to be together. You’ve made me the happiest man in the world and all I ask is that you let me spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Ronald Weas - Potter, will you marry me?” Draco said with tears in his eyes and opened the box in which was the most beautiful ring Ron had ever seen. It was white gold with a snake wrapped around a lion’s leg, with stones of ruby and emerald.
“Oh Dray. I-I-I, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Of course I’ll marry you. It is what I’ve dreamed of for so long. I love you Draco Malfoy.”

Dark Lord Rotsam you. are . a. Basturd. Because of what you said I read the whole thing just to beat you that was a hollow ass victory


Harry, how can you even think that? Do you need proof that we don’t care about this and only care about you and pulling you through the trauma this is putting you through? Harry, whilst you were searching for shoes yesterday, I had an errand to run for Sirius and I, I went to a jewellers Harry and bought you this and there’s one for Sirius and I to.” Harry opened the box and found a gold ring with emeralds.
“I-is that what I think it is?”
“Yes Harry, will you marry us? Take us to be your husbands?”
“Yes.” He whispered. “As long as this is what you want. Are you sure you want to put up with me and my fear of anything intimate?”
“Yes I’m sure, do you have any idea how proud I am of you Harry for being able to tell that story, not to mention finding the shield that will stop the unforgivables. Don’t you agree Remus?”
“Oh I do Siri! I most certainly do! Now my loves it is time for us to tuck up warm in bed and sleep. We’ll all feel better in the morning and be in a much better state of mind to deal with Dumbledore and this war. Goodnight Harry baby, night Siri darling!” Remus whispered to the exhausted men then extinguished the lights and pulled Harry to him, who in turn pulled Sirius into a gentle hug. They were soon fast asleep, none of them suffering the nightmares they usually did whilst held in the loving comfort of their fiancées.


This is for you Rotsam

 

HAHAH. You read the whole thing to win. Ha. I din't even read it at all. I just wanted to win. HA! You read it for no reason...sucker.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2611291/1/

I'm sure this one is worse. A female Harry story which is truly retarded.

Edit: Was that bit about girls throwing themselves at RON serious. Who likes poor ginger retards.

 

madeyemoody: HOLY SHIT! These quotes just made my day.

 

Chapter ten baby. In my honest opinion that was one of the worst pieces of s--t that I have ever read. No i'm signing off to re-assert my manliness by looking a porn. But first... *Barfs on keyboard*
Edit: Gah 20 wasted minutes.

 

I felt like puking just from those quotes. How someone could write that without considering it a parody I will never know.