amazingly the thing that really ticked me off was that RON had a Pairing....RON! Ron can not have the hot blond. With a name like lovegood she has to be kinky.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3008808/1/

Harry and Ginny finds out they are brother and sister.

 

If their being together wasn't disturbing enough allready.

 

Abyssus Abyssum Invocat
Note: The first 'chapter' was written by someone else.

And that's just the beginning of the cliches.

 

Holy fuck. You have got to be shittin me. Hahahahaha.

 

He forgot to put in Antonio Andolini. LOL

 

Well, the story is caregorised as Parody, so it's allowed to be that silly.

 

I usually don't go here, but I HAD to post this... this... thing. I've read only summary, but even that was enough for me.
It's a non-magical AU, BTW.

Dark Guardians by ObuletShadowStalker
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3026907/1/

Summary:

 

IP? Wth man. Thats just disgusting. <shudders>

*goes and reads To Fight the Comming Darkness again to regain sanity*

 

Ip...what. the. fuck. Just the summary made my eyes bleed! THE SUMMARY! I can't imagine what reading the actual story would do!

And this story actually got positive reviews...there were people who said that they loved it! How can you possibly love the premise of a gay, gothic, nonmagical Harry? HOW?

 

Those types of people do Fuegodefuerza.

 

*Cough* look here *Cough*



This is the one I was talking about
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2991428/1/ -Harry gets raped by Draco... and likes it.

here's a freebie
Time Machine - Frodo builds a time machine and Sam and him go to the Harry Potter world. They have a lot of sex and it's an Xover! NOT FOR KIDS! ADULTS ONLY! MA!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2933956/1/ - Draco Malfoy thinks his life to be over when he is forced to conceive Lord Voldemort´s child. Will he find somebody whom he can trust with his secret and maybe even his heart? 6th year. HarryDraco rape,slash,mpreg I am remodeling some chappies to fit M

 

Hahaha. That shit got me laughin when I saw that tripe of a summary. It just made me wanted to go to the persons house who wrote that,and bash their head into their monitor.

 

Pendragon...don't multiple post. All of that could have easily fitted into one post, and you could have gone back and edited the original to put something else in if you found it after you posted. Anyways, I'm pretty sure that all of those you just posted have already been posted in this thread, and Dark Guardians was posted just half of a page higher than this. Please try to refrain from acts of stupidity such as this, else you will be labeled a cupentard and will have a nice little rendevous with the banstick.

 

FFS...you made FOUR posts one after the other.

Read through a thread before you post...ALL of these have already been covered.

Mr. F is correct...the Admins and Mods don't take too well to people posting repeatedly. You can use the edit button to add new stuff to your old posts.

To quote someone, use [quote ] and [/quote ] and type whatever you're quoting or c/p it between them. Use the scripts without the space after the word 'quote'.

 

Here is a quick list of fics I have downloaded because the description looked promising, but then shoved into my DO NOT READ folder:

Why I'm Quitting the Cannons - MarySue, cliches, OOC characters
A Different Way
A Shift in Time's Clockworks
A study in scarlet
Academia ab Cimmerii Magi
Barry Saucepan and the Ugly Rock
Can I keep You?
Harry Potter & the Dragon of Azkaban
Harry Potter an the Lost Past
Harry Potter and the Daughter of Darkness
Harry Potter and the hidden truth
Harry Potter and the Isle of Mists
Harry Potter and the Old Mage
Harry's New Legeacy
HP and the Return of the Valkyrie
Peorth
Pointed Ears
The Best Birthday Present

I have about another 90 fics that I don't recommend, but I only have the story numbers for them - if anyone's interested, I can add the list of numbers to avoid.

-J

 

While I've only seen a few of those, and you are most likely correct about the Do NOT READ, I don't agree with Second Chance at Life.

First, it's very well written, the only problem is that you can't really consider it HP any more. It's quite good, and should be an original story, so don't put that in here.

 

These should go into the "Unrecommended fics" thread, then. Not the "awesomely bad" fics. I strongly disagree with "A Second Chance at Life" though. Even though it's hardly HP any more, it's still a fantastic work of fiction.

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?t=840&highlight=unrecommended
^ Unrecommended fics thread

 

Oops... you're right, A Second Chance at Life was quite good actually - but the rest (especially Barry Saucepan) are indeed "awesomely bad".

-J