If you do, apparently it's written by Kinsfire but can only be located on his Yahoo Group. I'm amazed that anybody would even want to join a yahoo group to read it

 

Me? Troll? Never.

 

The sheer amount of honesty and integrity that I can see through that statement forces me to believe that he did not. Besides, can't you see that honest and innocent expression on his face?

...I never realized we had the :banana: available for everyone...

 

Why am I not surprised?

 

I'm almost positive it is the Narcissa/Harrry one.

It was written from Narcissa's point of view, which is just baffling, since I thought Kinsfire was a guy. There's something very dark lurking in Kinsfire, waiting to be unleashed.

 

As a member of DLP, I feel obligated to contribute something to this thread. And so:

Black and Blue by Ricoch3t

The only redeeming quality of this fic is that it's Harry/Fleur, and even then it has been utterly corrupted by the sheer fangirlness of the author.

Not only is Harry in Slytherin, and friends with Snape, but he also has jewelry and tattoos on his biceps, and smokes. As if that wasn't enough:

And:

And:

And my favorite:

^^^^^ That refers to a photo of Harry threatening Krum by putting a knife to Krum's throat.

These aren't even the tip of the iceberg.

 

imma wiserd » by raveneagel reviews
a stroy ritten by me marquez jackson about mi goin 2 hogwats

First authors note? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST. I didn't know whether to put this in here or in Bad Summaries thread.

 

Words can't even describe the sheer horror of this story. I dare anyone to read this fic with a straight face:banana:

 

LOL. Obvious troll is obvious. He's chasing negative attention and you're giving it to him.

 

Saw this ages ago on FF.net, I've always felt it was a My Immortal rip off.

On that topic, I've always been surprised that although the author can't spell inside the story, she's managed to spell the title correctly (My Immortal).

 

"Imma wiserd" is correct?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8TUe993uo

He typed all the right letters - but not necessarily in all the right order.

 

Nevermind. [Filler]

 

It's like a fucking train-wreck, but I just can't stop reading it. Chapter 3 was especially lulzy;

 

Its a good read.

 

Professor Snape. What a hottie-all us girls wanted him, had from day one of 1st year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He wasn't one of those steroid guzzling, muscled so many claim to lust after-who wants to fuck Stone Cold? No, he was soft, sweetly curved, sensuous. Lovely, slim hips, perky, round ass, and hair to die for. Ass straining under his demure black robes, moving maddeningly in his modest clothes. He was the fodder for a few dozen frustrated teenaged girls jack-off sessions.


-- From somewhere.

 

Harry Potter Power Ranger?

Here is my obligatory post.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4100859/1/Harry_Potter_Power_Rangerr

Harry Potter Power Ranger?

I blame the reviewers for this one... Harry Potter\Power Rangers crossover. Damn you all.



I really don't feel like searching through 4 lengthy threads to see if this has already been said, but it has my vote.

Yes it is a parody, but seeing this made me want to grab some serious kitchenware. Your thoughts.

 

I don't think it's been posted before. Good find.

Protip: searches by ff.net story id (in this case "4100859") work pretty well for finding whether a story's been mentioned.