da magikal nigger » by raveneagel reviews its about mi a blak boy ghoin 2 hpogwatsFiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 13,299 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-9-08 - Published: 12-6-08

YUS!.

 

WTF, is that even a language?

 

350 word chapters ftfl. My kingdom for a troll with talent.

 

...Get my spork.

I only glanced at it and I don't have the courage to read any further; I mean is this kind of writing, if it can indeed be called that, contagous? If this be true, then, God help us all...

 

Its 'gangsta' seriously you hear how everyone who thinks they are a 'gangsta hip hop ridiculous nonsense' they try and talk like that? You see what 'Rap' does to people?

 

Wait, Wait, Wait.

Shouldn't it be "Da Magikal Nigga"?

Last time I checked, Nigger, was a term used for the blacks that thought of freedom, yet didn't deserve it. Not the gansta hommie-erotic suburban street thugs.

PS. I whole heartedly enjoyed this story.

All though, all the blasphemy this story contained eventually got to me. "Soulja Spirit Buu Jackson" inventing fried chicken, bullshit. Everyone knows Harland David "Colonel" Sanders invented fried chicken; this heretic should be hung for saying otherwise.

 

Bad troll is bad.

 

I'll give out some of the stuff I got on the front page of HP fanfiction. It's terrible, but true. I left out all the ones with good grammar, no matter the topic. Even the DH Slash >_<

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4728663/1/When_You_Have_Nothing_Left

Angsty.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4726057/1/Love_and_Life

OC, OOC, DMOC. The only thing I found funny was the OC's name being Sooty.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4720707/1/Those_stupid_Marauders

Female mauraders, self insertion included.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3472246/1/Futures

Insertion.

And, of course, the regular retard competition fic;

Singing Contest: Harry Potter Style! » by torchic101 reviews

 

That last one...My computer has it recognized that I've already clicked the link. Oh the shame...

 

the same for me unfortunately

 

... well played ...

 

Same here. Here's to hoping I read it for lulz...

 

I tried to get the url for it but my computer's URL system fucked up and didn't give me it.

Here's some more lovely fanfiction. I'm leaving out the MPREG, just because that's cheating.

Oh my fucking God, it's a Twilight crossover.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4730525/1/Only_Time_Will_Tell

It's a DH replacement, with more then likely a self-insertion.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4671959/1/Harry_Potter_And_The_New_Beginning

Look at the title and tell me what you think.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4606701/1/Vampires_and_Werewolves_Donrt_Breed

And last but not least, another piece of faggotry that's actually Dramione.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4730467/1/A_Fun_Game

 

Twilight the reason I stole a nuke from good Ole Mother Russia cause Mormon fiction is auto fail* nearly as much as Scientology
*I really dont have a problem with Mormons but their 'faith' is kind of weird, plus Twilight is some messed up shit.

 

Lessons To Learn And Teach by DementedViper reviews
FIRST MERLINHPXOVER WOO GO ME! Merlin gets into a little trouble when a green eyed, black haired, shirtless man with a fire obssesion comes to the rescue Warnings: WillBeSlash, NotQuiteGothPunkButStillKickAss!Harry HPXOVER. Rated to be safe an future chap Merlin - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 12-23-08

I actually tried reading this. Tried, being the key word. Truly a treasure to read, it makes me wonder about the future of the human race at large.

 

OMG *facepalm* You now what I'm getting the motivator.

Seriously that sounds auto fail.

 

Emerald Twilight » by Bittersweet Alias reviews AU:Slash:Non-Magic: Crossover-Twilight. When Harry moves to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. madly obsessed with him. Harry/Edward



.....anyone have the courage to read the first chapter of this failed abortion of a story?

 

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

 

I had the courage. Oh gods, I really with I didn't though. I managed to force my way to the end of chapter three before I just couldn't take it anymore. The whole story is still the same as Twilight. Except everyone's gay. And pretty much act like girls.

So I’ll agree with the above poster. KILL IT WITH FIRE, DAMN IT!

 

Reading this whole page alone has made my head dizzy.