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The "awesomely bad" HP fanfics thread v4.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Master Slytherin, Dec 23, 2006.

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  1. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    That's why I always slip a condom on my wand before practicing the Dark Arts...

    Wait, what are we talking about again - magic or cheap hookers?
     
  2. Viper

    Viper Fourth Year

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    The funniest analogy I've seen.

    Magic = Hookers. Be careful what type you choose, you may get contaminated.
     
  3. Mechanicalchrist

    Mechanicalchrist Groundskeeper

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    Wouldn't is be better to hose your hookers down before you use them, though?
     
  4. Trooper

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    Umm... don't even know what to say.

    At first I thought there might have been some problem in formatting or that the chapter might have not been uploaded properly, but then the author changed the summary and actually confirmed that it was 68 words.
    And here's the complete 1st chapter.

    Edit : problems with color and quotes.
     
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  5. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    And in the two sentences of actual story, she made two grammar mistakes. I should say she's off to a fine start indeed.
     
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  6. Portus

    Portus Heir

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    There are actual reviews posted. Positive ones, no less!

     
  7. Sophie

    Sophie Denarii Host

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    Looool, the freaking summary is almost longer than the, ah, chapter.
     
  8. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    This has gotten so large, it's time for another thread.

    The new one can be found here.
     
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