How can something that hadn't been there before be stirred?

 

Magic, of course.
Or maybe 'cause [insert favorite character's name here] is Just So Uber. One or the other.

 

This.
Http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/
What.

 

I clicked.
I saw "groinsaw."
I flinched.

Now I'm going to drink.

 

Yeah. It is that bad. Like a 13 year old boy's "My Immortal".

 

Yes, and it's been discussed (and induced disgust) before:

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showpost.php?p=180290&postcount=628

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showthread.php?p=401148#post401148

Since the search engine doesn't recognize '30 H' as a long enough string to find these threads, next time search for the author.

 

Voldemort's revenge.
Http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633794/
Words fail me. I love the author's take on house though...

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7035068/1/Harry_potter_and_the_Marauders_Horcrux_continued

It's the abomination spawned from The_Santi's golden fic'.

 

Harry Potter and the Mystic Knights.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1514954/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Mystic_Knights

All of the most irritating things you can see in a fic, put into one.

My eyes bled.

:facepalm

 

To be fair, it was written a really long time ago. That said, it merely seems to be another poorly written fic replete with hand-wavy plot points and mid-paragraph AN plot progression. I find it to be missing the "awesome" required to change it from "bad" to "awesomely bad".

 

I adore this fic. It's so batshit insane that it comes right around to being absolutely brilliant. You guys should read more. It's gets even more awesome when Harry is forced to "rock the fuck out" by Dumbledore and he meets R
Rape Bradbury and fights surf ninjas on Mars.

The dramatic reading on Youtube is even greater: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V4VxlsMuQ4

What? Don't look at me like that! I love me some crack fic. I can't help it.

 

Http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6282700/
Utterly pathetic. To make things worse, the author has over a hundred exactly like it.

 

Agreed, it's awesome. I love the 'rock the fuck out' part the most.

The dramatic reading = epic win.

 

I found it kind of amusing actually, and then I read another...

 

Killing the fuck out of planets is my favourite part and I have watched that dramatic reading way to much.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6193196/1/
I think the author took DLP up on the challenge to write a fic that breaks every Potter Law.

 

I couldn't bring myself to read more than the title.

 

* stunned amusement *

I was wandering through FF.net, and found:
http://www.fanfiction.net/crossovers/Airwolf/101/

How the hell does one cross Airwolf with Buffy?
I'm not going to click on it: I'm having too much fun imagining a helicopter chasing vampires...

 

The category's "Drama/Family" and the author's note starts out, "Now, I'm not giving my opinion on abortion, one way or another, but..."

 

OMG! BEST TITLE EVER!!!!

I can't stop laughing at it. And it has over 1,000 reviews. I may have to check this out for the LOL factor.