The best method to kill old MoldieShorts is in my opinion also the
most horrid method of torture possible for your average red-blooded 13
to 25 American male.

It's simple put on a couple of muggle ear-plugs and noise suppression
headphones, coupled with some localized silencing charms, and have
Harry Conjure or Transfigure a lifesized animated...


...(shudder)...




...(shudder)...





...(shudder)...






...Barney.



Dear god what am I writting here!
I am so sorry, but I don't dare delete this or else it'll hang around in my head until what little sanity I have left disipears with the rest of it.

 

I would say that the worst (probably the best too) way to kill off Voldemort would be to stun him, freeze him in a huge block of ice and then as it's slowly melting at the feet, cut off any limbs that you may encounter. There is nothing worse then being in pain and cold at the same time.


I watch too many horror movies...


hehe...

 

MoldieShorts? I think you've been reading to much H/G.

...Wouldn't the cold numb the pain? I can think of a way worse way to die anyway.

Getting suffocated by Molly Weasley's gaping vagina.

Anywho, Barney? How would that kill him? That is fucking retarted I think you are the product of when scientists mixed Ginny Weasley's vaginal discharge with George Bushes intelligence.

Anyway I think killing him in a muggle way would be the best, rather ironic.

 

I fail to see the reason for this thread o_o

 

"...Wouldn't the cold numb the pain?" - Darius_Darkmon




Are you kidding me? Anyone ever heard of frost bite? That stuff is supposed to hurt like a bitch.

 

But you can't feel your the affected area anymore, I think it's the area around it that hurts.

Your right Yaargh, pretty dumb thread...