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The Censored Count

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Novamute, Feb 6, 2008.

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  1. Novamute

    Novamute Third Year

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    Feb 6, 2008 #1
  2. Solomon

    Solomon Heir

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    Feb 6, 2008 #2
    ...Holy hell, that was hilarious! :D

    Innuendo? In MY Sesame Street? It's more likely than you'd think.
     
  3. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Feb 6, 2008 #3
    That was brilliant
     
  4. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    Man, this is hilarious. What is the word he's really saying, by the way?
     
  5. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Feb 6, 2008 #5
    I bleep the spiders on the wall!
    I bleep the cobwebs in the hall!

    Pretty funky :D.

    Aekiel
     
  6. Calis Clayr

    Calis Clayr Seventh Year

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    Damn, that cracked me up. I never knew a bleep could make things so hilarious. :p
     
  7. Novamute

    Novamute Third Year

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    Feb 6, 2008 #7
    Lecter, he is saying "count" and "counting".
     
  8. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Poor, Lecter. Very poor.

    I noticed that when the Count's mouth moves it really does look like he's saying fuck. Nice look, Novamute.
     
  9. Cxjenious

    Cxjenious Dark Lord

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  10. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    Well, I'm a freakin' non-native speaker. Cut me some freakin' slack :)
     
  11. Drake

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  12. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    Not only that, but I'm pretty sure you can hear "f" at the beginning and "k" at the end. That's what confused me (that, and I was being slow).
     
  13. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Feb 7, 2008 #13
    Hahahahahaha! It's great. Especially:

     
  14. NightFox

    NightFox Seventh Year

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    Feb 7, 2008 #14
    "It's the most hot and normal fantasy ever, everyone knows that"

    The count always was a dirty little <BEEP>. One of the best timed censors on CH, he even starts with the proper syllables...