Title: The Choice
Author: Secret Sweets
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor/Tragedy
Pairing: Harry/Albus
Status: WIP
Summary: Harry Potter is crying over a real bad breakup with a girl at school and he goes and talks to professor Dumbledore. And talk and they end up having sex with one another, a few weeks later Dumbledore finds out he is pregnant. But Harry denies it
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2590627/1/


OMG I didn't read it but with a summary like that I had to post it here :twisted: :twisted:

 

I'm going to pretend like I didnt open up this thread and read your post...

 

read it. It ain't funny. its 2 chapters, and the first one is authnor's notes.

Take this one down. It stupid.

 

It's 4 actually and I thought you would have been on the bandwagon for this one charlie :cry: . Take it down if the people want I thought it would be funny

 

K I read it... and now I have to say.. the author should shoot themselves in the face with a supersoaker full of gasoline, and then run through a aisle of lit flamethrowers.

The slash is nonexistant... the writing is just soooo terrible it made my eyes bleed. And to make it worse the dumb bastard thinks she has "fans"...


The bright side however, is the author's reviewers. A review from his other story about a MPREG Ron.

 

ok read the rest of it (sorry thought there were only two for some reason) and it gets better because its SO bad.

"you raped me harry
what how
and i'm pregnant"


BRILLIANT!!!! ANd the Child is going to come out of his :drum roll: MOUTH!! IN the process he will remove all of Dumble's teeth. The one question is HOW did Harry rape a wizard who could EASILY kill him (harry is SO fucking stupid afterall) and why did Harry rape him? was it orchestrated? WHO CARES why make a decent plot when MEN can have BABIES?!!!!!!!!!

 

Naw its fine we need fodder, what I meant by my first post was just that the idea was so horrible I wanted to forgot about the post alltogether, lol

 

Or laced his lemon drops with pheromones.

 

Dumbledore: "MAN!! That was some GOOD shit!" :lol: :lol: :wink:

 

I went back to see if this idiot had the story taken down yet, and as expected FF.net won't touch this shit to remove it, despite K+ rating being way out of place here. (I guess since it's slash it's okay to be underrated, poorly spellchecked, etc)

Some of the reviews for this story are classic:

 

Didn't read the story but reviews are hillarious.

Great! I've never seen so many flames at one place. If you feel down, go there and flame this story, you'll feel a lot better.

 

Should...I even click it?



-Aya......o.o;;?

 

No, you shouldn't. You really, really shouldn't.

 

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