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The Cousin

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by BigHead, Jul 9, 2008.

3/5, 2 votes
  1. BigHead

    BigHead Muggle

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    Jul 9, 2008 #1
  2. Evan Tide

    Evan Tide Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Jul 9, 2008 #2
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  3. D.S.

    D.S. First Year

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    Jul 9, 2008 #3
    You know you're going to die, right?

    One of the major 'no no's of DLP is not bothering to follow format- especially for stories for review- and the like and if they aren't followed, they'll kill you. Then resurrect you, kill you again, then stab you a few more times for good measure. Hell, you didn't even introduce yourself before doing this. If you had done that, even, that might have given you some backing. But no, of course not. THINK before you do crap like this, idiot. It might save you a proverbial whipping the next time around

    Besides, I've read the story. It isn't even that good. Next time you make an ass out of yourself like this, at least make sure it's a good story.
     
  4. Feoffic

    Feoffic Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Jul 9, 2008 #4
    People who join just to promote their own garbage should be anally rapped.

    With a foot long metal dildo.

    That has multiple serrated edges.

    And is on fire.
     
  5. fash

    fash Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Jul 9, 2008 #5
    wow... just wow, cannot wait to read some of the amazing flames your going to get, not only for the posting format but also for the shitty story.
     
  6. Nefar

    Nefar Seventh Year

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    Jul 9, 2008 #6
    Why stop there? Let's give it trace amounts of antimatter suspended in a magnetic field, powered by batteries that hold just enough juice to ram it in and escape.
     
  7. knothead

    knothead Groundskeeper

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    Jul 9, 2008 #7
    I've read the story before on Rorshach's blot's yahoo group I think? It's pretty good. I think it's worth considering for the library.

    The author though should have followed procedure by introducing himself and then posting this for consideration according to format... I'm afraid this no-no by him is going to affect judgment of the story way too negatively.
     
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2008