I agree, if anyone can do it so is it nonjon...

 

Well, I will be honest, I thought people were going to tell me to F off and stop wasting thread space, didnt quite expect such a response. Now I really want someone to write this. It could be quite good as a collection of one shots, rather than a novel length fic

I am glad that you all share the same sort of ideas I had. Particularly Mordecai and Lord Apophis on page 1.

ps. I need a new avatar. If anyone has one!!!

 

Will there be MPREG? There has to be MPREG.

P.S: And what about Manboobs, will there be any of them?

 

Yeah, SLASH SUCKS can get MPREGed

 

MANBOOBS!!!!! ummm, errrrrr, I didn't jsut say that

 

I like the idea of a collection of one shots... It does not even have too be one person that writes all of them. Everyone can write their own one shot...

 

Yep, the problem would be to find a plot that goes with the ideas. I am bad with plots, so i can't help you there. Good idea though. I guess Nonjon should be the ideal writer, given that all of his fics are kinda humorous.

 

I am working on a one shot but I would like someone to beta it, also I am very bad with humor...

 

I'd like to be the barkeep where you all meet and come up with the crazy plans after too much alcohol.

And for the plot, I would propose some type of conspiracy to get him to be their master would start off when the guys want to make Harry care for their well being and make them their hero. I mean girls could play the damsel in distress and such things.

So everybody can come up with his own way or collaborate with someone else and Harry has to deal with it.

 

I think Nonjon would be too busy with Browncoat right now to write this, but you never know. This somehow doesn't seem in the style of writing that he would normally do. But maybe that's just me.

 

I like the idea of the 'Dark Lord Potter' having to show up to save his motley crew of worshipers from the very people their trying to hurt. I can see an early scene now.

"Thank's Percy. I'll handle it from here." Harry told the blustering minister.
"But... but they broke..."
"Yes I know, they broke several vases and conjured a cream pie over your head. I promise, I'll take care of it." Harry walked out from behind the barricades that had once been desk in the ministry. Stunned workers lay all over the floor. From the far wall a group of wizards dressed in poorly matching shades of grey stood and pointed their wands warily at the surrounding Aurors.
"Amersion, come on out of there. You've turned enough people into sheep for one day haven't you?" A stocky fellow in a faded black Death Eater robe walked to the front and then bowed before of Harry.
"My Lord. Lead us to victory and take your rightfull place of power." He implored. Harry rubbed his temples with his left hand. He could feel a headacke coming one already.
"Look guys. We can take over the world next month. Ok?" A few of them nodded and bowed as their leader was doing. Harry conjured a rope for all of them to hold and trasnformed it into a portkey.
"Wait, you can't do that. They attacked me!" The minister shouted.
"Don't question our master!" Amersion roared and turned Percy into a red wooled sheep. Harry shock his head.
"Just me bill the damages to my account alright." With that Harry activated the portkey and left several Aurors and a sheep alone to pick up the minister's office.

Do you like it?

 

I would claim a title, but I have no need. Taure, Master of Limericks, is willing to feature...

 

Well, if some writes it, I am the cult misogynist

 

I am proud to serve as the deranged sheep transfiguration master.

That was pretty funny btw.

 

That was great. Just how would you have Harry get to know and accept them? Everybody would have to make a suggestion and that makes an excellent drunken plotting scene in the bar to introduce the people and the situation.

 

Harry should be mildly fond of them due to his dull life that he leads. He doesnt need to work and he is looked upon as a hero and more famous than lockart

They could be a distraction, a form of entertainment in his monotonous life

 

As head torturer I could attack people with kitchenware.

 

I like that little scene, it was good. and very funny

 

Yeah that was a good scene

 

How about this : Since it is going to be a one shot, we ALL write one chapter featuring scenarios with DLP, Harry and ourselves. That way, if everyone joins in we will have like a thousand or so chapters!