I volunteer myself as Mr. F, the guy who tries, and fails miserably, to keep an aura of danger and mysteriousness around himself. He also tries to recruit through incredibly unintimidating scare tactics and very ineffective blackmail.

 

Please do. Preferably with something heavy. This is supposed to be a semi-intelligent thread.

 

I might try my hand at doing a oneshot for this. Might being the operative word. I'm a bit busy at the moment.

If I do a oneshot though, it will likely take the piss out of just about everybody.

 

After much thought, and many failed attempts at starting, Vash resigns.

Vash doesnt do humor.

 

I would like to voulanteer for the position of unwilling jester. They just gave me the dark lord title to keep me with the cult for laughs.

 

Put me down as the Gangster who goes by Ghost.

 

What are we gonna do about Ginslut? Shall we kill her in as many types of cruel and inhuman ways? It could work well if we're doing one-shots. She could be Kenny.

 

One of the members could be a Necromancer and revive her every time we killed her. So maybe every chapter there's a small paragraph, in which the way Ginslut died this time is mentioned. Although I suppose it would become boring after a few chapters...

 

I love the idea of Ginslut dieing every chapter and having a Necromancer bring her back only to kill her again.

 

Okay. OKAY! I'll be a concubine, or seductress, or whatever. Just keep in mind the phrase "monogamy challenged", though I'm up front about it.


Lord Apophis: I agree that the idea is decent, but we need someone to volunteer to resurrect IT every chapter.

 

I'll take one for DLP if you feel like killing ginny every chapter, but I'm really bad at the magic stuff so she might come back abit wrong. (not that she's ever been 'right')

 

So...is anyone actually writing one of these?

 

I'm in, although I don't know what my character would be. Just give me an evil smelling demon of a pet cat and I'll be happy!

 

You know, if they start killing people left and right it will be hard to make it even slightly funny. The idea of Ginny as Kenny is funny though, and no one will miss Snape and or Malfoy. Though if you kill anymore why would Harry not try and bring them to justice, hero of the light and all that? Seeing as how so many people liked my teaser I might just write somthing, I'll get back to you on it.

Amerson@: Sorry I didn't know, but tall and thin people have a much beter chance of carrying around a can of whoop ass in their back pocket than stocky people do. No offense to stocky people meant.