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Complete The Denarian Knight by Shezza88 - M - Dresden Files

Discussion in 'The Alternates' started by Rehio, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Don't fucking vote for Padma. She's a ugly Indian whore.
     
  2. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Sree lieks indains?
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Darius lieks cok?
     
  4. Samuel Black

    Samuel Black Chief Warlock

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    I'm excited for this next weekend. St. Patty's Day ftw. I got a family reunion on that day, and when you get that many Irish people together, it promises to be a good time.
     
  5. Methene

    Methene Auror

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    Surprising how Denarian Knight chapter threads derail into Irish jokes, talk of the soul's immortality and other such things. I blame it on the desire for the next chapter.
     
  6. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    What else is there to do?

    We really have to stop bumping Denarian threads so much that we go off on tangents that have nothing to do with the story.
     
  7. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    -snip- (character limit)
     
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  8. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    When was this mentioned? Sometime in IRC?

    Or are you talking about Harry and the DA?
     
  9. Chime

    Chime Dark Lord

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    Ah, nevermind. I was actually confusing scenes together from another fic. I've been reading too many things at the same time.
     
  10. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    Ahh thats kind of disappointing in a way, could anyone imagine this Harry being a professor? The chaos that it would cause...
     
  11. morgoth

    morgoth First Year

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    A guy walks into a pub where there are a bunch of guys telling jokes, he sais "I have a great Irish joke" and the people say "you cant tell that here, were Irish" and the man replys "thats alright I will tell it slow".
     
  12. SKsniper128

    SKsniper128 Fifth Year

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    What's with all the Irish jokes?
    I don't get it.
     
  13. Oz

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    You have officially been pimped.

    @sniper, the Irish jokes are my fault.

    EDIT: Btw, your joke fails morgoth.
     
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  14. Kai Shek

    Kai Shek Supreme Mugwump

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    Probably because I am fairly certain it was previously a pretty standard blonde joke, only the words were changed to insult the irish.
     
  15. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Oh snap, Irish guy bitchslapped morgoth. XD
     
  16. Jolersoer

    Jolersoer Third Year

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    Why 'Irish' Jokes ? That's an American thing ?... although I shouldn't complain, as long as the Irish are targeted, the French are safe...
    In France this kind of jokes is usually about our Belgian neighbours.
    ...and aout blondes of course, like the rest of the world
     
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    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Haul ass Shezza. I'm getting tired of reading my email alerts in excitement and being disappointing with fucking Irish jokes.
     
  18. Joschneide

    Joschneide Groundskeeper

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    Shezza, you damn tranny, get a move on.
     
  19. morgoth

    morgoth First Year

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    Morgoth was walking down a road looking for Shezza when he came across a man with a duck attached to the top of his head, Morgoth asked the man "how did u get that?" to which the man replied "it started out as mole and just grow into this."

    Morgoth continued down the road and came across a man with a fish sticking out of his head, morgoth asked "how did u get that?" and the man replied "it started out as a pimple and grew untill it turned into this."

    morgoth continued in his search for shezza but befor long he came across a man with a toad on his head, morgoth asked "how did u get that?" to which the toad replied "it started out as a wart and it just kept growing."

    After that morgoth found shezza reading HP/DM/SS/AD fanfiction.
     
  20. fuubar

    fuubar Headmaster

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    Morgoth wtf are you smoking ...
     
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