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The God of Cake

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by dead, Jan 19, 2011.

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  1. dead

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    Jan 19, 2011 #1
    Militis, Republic, Hero of Stupidity
  2. JimmyCranberry

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    Jan 19, 2011 #2
    LOL. The tireless charge of a four-year-old. Am I ever glad all the ones I know have grown past it...
     
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    Jan 19, 2011 #3
    That whole blog is pretty excellent tbh. I've read it all, but go down the top list on the right hand side, they're all worth it.
     
  4. Oz

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    Jan 19, 2011 #4
    Agreed with Elli. Fantastic blog that I've whiled away many hours with. :D
     
  5. Portus

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    Jan 19, 2011 #5
    ... :awesome

    /now I have to read the whole goddamn blog. Fuck you guys for bringing this to my attention.

    /goodbye morning. >:-\
     
  6. Grinning Lizard

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    Jan 19, 2011 #6
    Oh... god of cake.


    But Srsly, what they said. I've not had time to go through it all but the superpowers one had me in stitches. Wasn't the nativity one linked from another post recently?
     
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    Jan 19, 2011 #7
    :awesome:awesome:awesome
     
  8. Blaise

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    Jan 19, 2011 #8
    I'm not gonna lie - I actually do not like this blog. Half of the stuff she gets into are, while sometimes amusing (like this story), completely overshadowed by the fact that I would lose my shit if I had to deal with it. The trip with the dogs across country ? I'd rage. My kid spending the whole day going for cake that I told them to stay away from ? I'd rage. I can't help putting myself in these stories she comes up with.

    I dunno - I just get the feeling that the author would piss me off irl >_>
     
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    Jan 19, 2011 #9
    Me too. But I still like it because I get to laugh at other people's misfortune as a result of this author's jack-assery and not mine.
     
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    Jan 19, 2011 #10
    I like cake. But I'm fuckin' strong enough to put away that fuckin' heavy box. so yeah.
     
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    Jan 19, 2011 #11
    The dog trip one was hilarious. I'd never be able to to deal with that IRL, but just the way she describes things are fantastic. Also, the drawings she does are great as well.

    If we rate blogs, this one gets a 5/5.

    Are there any others like it worth reading?
     
  12. Oz

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    Jan 19, 2011 #12
    The oatmeal is also pretty good. It's not really based on personal stories like this, but good nonetheless.
     
  13. The Arid Legion

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    Jan 19, 2011 #13
    I've never really liked cake. Or anything sweet really. Now whiskey, that's a whole different story. I still remember begging my mum to give me some back when I was four.
     
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    Jan 19, 2011 #14

    This. Except it's been my whole fucking day so far.
     
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