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The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Joe's Nemesis

    Joe's Nemesis High Score: 2,058 Prestige

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    After an article on redneck zombie movies (most involving animal zombies) was this single response:
     
  2. CareOtters

    CareOtters Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I was arrested for jacking off in a library.

    They asked me to come quietly.
     
  3. Shinysavage

    Shinysavage Madman With A Box Prestige

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    What do you call a fear of giants?

    FeFiphobia
     
  4. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    How do you get a Tusken to torture someone?

    Beat Shmi.
     
  5. Hush

    Hush Seventh Year

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    What do you call a blind deer?

    No Idea

    What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

    Still no idea

    What do you call a blind deer, with no legs and no penis?

    Still no fucking idea!
     
  6. Nazgus

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    Let’s stop with the communist jokes. They really aren’t funny...
    ...unless EVERYONE gets them.
     
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