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The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

    Just trying to fit in
     
  2. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    What do christmas lights and Jeffrey epstein have in common?

    They don't hang themselves
     
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    Oment The Betrayer

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    What do Jewish pirates wear?

    Yarrmulkes.
     
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    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

    Lukewarm
     
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    Silirt Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Why are chain smokers bad at programming?
    They don't care about the SYNtax.
     
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