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The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

    Just trying to fit in
     
  2. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    What do christmas lights and Jeffrey epstein have in common?

    They don't hang themselves
     
  3. Oment

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    What do Jewish pirates wear?

    Yarrmulkes.
     
  4. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

    Lukewarm
     
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    Why are chain smokers bad at programming?
    They don't care about the SYNtax.
     
  6. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    Why do bats scream into the Grand Canyon?
    Because it's a great echo location!
     
  7. Hot Salsa

    Hot Salsa Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    What do you call two crows on a branch?

    An attempted murder.
     
  8. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    How do you titillate an ocelot?

    Oscillate its tits a lot
     
  9. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Gross.

    A man asked his ex-wife to marry him.

    She said no. He's just after his money.
     
  10. MonkeyEpoxy

    MonkeyEpoxy Fourth Champion DLP Supporter

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    There once was a man named Han

    He made a silly new thread,

    Lit-tle did he know,

    this thread you nec-ro,

    the fuck, Han?

    Enjoy the bad limerick.
     
  11. TheWiseTomato

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    There once was a man of Epoxy
    Who could really be quite foxy
    He threw shade at the Han
    But no shit hit the fan
    And now all the lyrics are poxy
     
  12. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    There once was a tomato so Wise,
    Whose color turned to one of pink dye.

    He continued to post without care,
    But anger the mods he would not dare.

    There once was a tomato so wise,
    Now go fucking update Rise!
     
  13. Nevermind

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    There once was a sloth named Arthellion
    Who proved to be a bit of a hellion

    Threads on politics, memes and games he haunted
    For he knew that ultimately, every letter counted

    Even once he was pink he continued to post
    To ban Arthellion, is what we want most
     
  14. Republic

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    None of these are funny wtf you guys

    What's the funniest joke to say in a quarantine?



    An inside joke.
     
  15. DR

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    If you guys were considering poetry as a side gig, don't quit your day jobs.

    Here's a good quarantaine joke:
    I know a great joke about corona, but you probably won't get it.
     
  16. TheWiseTomato

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    They called themselves Rep and Revan
    They willingly joined that pink heaven
    Our limericks they mocked
    But they got quite a shock
    Cause their jokes just weren't a strong weapon

    I don't get it; must be an American thing.
     
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