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The Joke Thread

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Dec 10, 2008.

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  1. Paradise

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    Nov 7, 2019 #601
    What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?

    Just trying to fit in
     
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    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 7, 2019 #602
    What do christmas lights and Jeffrey epstein have in common?

    They don't hang themselves
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #603
    What do Jewish pirates wear?

    Yarrmulkes.
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #604
    What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

    Lukewarm
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #605
    Why are chain smokers bad at programming?
    They don't care about the SYNtax.
     
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    Dec 13, 2019 #606
    Why do bats scream into the Grand Canyon?
    Because it's a great echo location!
     
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    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Dec 13, 2019 #607
    What do you call two crows on a branch?

    An attempted murder.
     
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    Dec 13, 2019 #608
    How do you titillate an ocelot?

    Oscillate its tits a lot
     
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    Dec 14, 2019 #609
    Gross.

    A man asked his ex-wife to marry him.

    She said no. He's just after his money.
     
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    Apr 30, 2020 #610
    There once was a man named Han

    He made a silly new thread,

    Lit-tle did he know,

    this thread you nec-ro,

    the fuck, Han?

    Enjoy the bad limerick.
     
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    Apr 30, 2020 #611
    There once was a man of Epoxy
    Who could really be quite foxy
    He threw shade at the Han
    But no shit hit the fan
    And now all the lyrics are poxy
     
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    Apr 30, 2020 #612
    There once was a tomato so Wise,
    Whose color turned to one of pink dye.

    He continued to post without care,
    But anger the mods he would not dare.

    There once was a tomato so wise,
    Now go fucking update Rise!
     
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    Nevermind Minister of Magic

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    Apr 30, 2020 #613
    There once was a sloth named Arthellion
    Who proved to be a bit of a hellion

    Threads on politics, memes and games he haunted
    For he knew that ultimately, every letter counted

    Even once he was pink he continued to post
    To ban Arthellion, is what we want most
     
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    Apr 30, 2020 #614
    None of these are funny wtf you guys

    What's the funniest joke to say in a quarantine?



    An inside joke.
     
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    Apr 30, 2020 #615
    If you guys were considering poetry as a side gig, don't quit your day jobs.

    Here's a good quarantaine joke:
    I know a great joke about corona, but you probably won't get it.
     
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    Apr 30, 2020 #616
    They called themselves Rep and Revan
    They willingly joined that pink heaven
    Our limericks they mocked
    But they got quite a shock
    Cause their jokes just weren't a strong weapon

    I don't get it; must be an American thing.
     
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    Jul 24, 2020 #617
    Is it possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and donate it to someone who is not a relative? Arse skin for a friend.
     
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    Jul 24, 2020 #618
    What sound does a French goose make?

    Honque.
     
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    How do you know a cop is lying?

    His mouth is moving
     
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