Found this on The Pirate Society forums and just couldn't not share this.

Virgin hair brush applied Urushi Lacquer, and powdered with gold dust. And seven ways of fugly. D8

Plus, clocking in at four and a half grand, its twice as expensive as the infinitely better looking and more useful keyboard of awesome epic +10, the Optimus Maximus LED Keyboard, only a meager $1500.

 

Meager $1500, he says...

Is there even a point to buying that aside from the need to rub your fingers over the virgin hair-brushed and gold powdered keys? I'd like to think that the Hacking part in the title isn't just for show.

On the plus side, it's red.

 

Virgin hair from what? ...Is that really what they meant to say?

 

Someone's giggling about how much stupid rich people are willing to spend on pointless luxury items.

I wonder if it comes with a certificate of authenticity for the virgins.

 

Yes. They really meant Virgin Hair brush. I'm going to go ahead and assume its not human hair. But I could be wrong...

 

If it's human hair, then that means that some company, somewhere, is producing loli-hair brushes. Which means that there's a farm full of lolis providing the hairs.

...Which means half this forum is planning their vacation >_>

 

I think more then half.... >_>

 

Now I'm picturing a herd of loli's being shepherded across the plains by pedobear.

 

Probably the hair of otakus.

 

Is this some kind of fetish keyboard for rich people or does it serve another function other than to get money from people stupid enough to buy it?

 

Well it is a little cooler than the over sized for the vision impaired board my Mom got for Christmas, but......WTF $4400

 

Half? Pfft - two thirds, at least.

When I read "virgin hair", I was more thinking along the lines of a random group of people stealing the hairs from primary school girls, but a farm full of lolis makes much more sense.

 

Alright now someone just say "No, all!" and we're done with the joke.

 

I heart legal-aged Ginger chicks.

 

I'm pretty sure there would never, ever be a good reason to pay more than a buck ($100) for a keyboard. Anything else is just plain ridiculous and the tool who ends up buying one just to jerk off on the virgin brushed keyboard deserves to be slapped in the face with a bag of dick.

Seriously. Though, a farm of lolis... :awesome

Sorry, World.

 

Added to the original thread on TPS... Just had to share it... But... if that is a mouse? I got my next Christmas all lined up.

 

My guess is it is probably made from the hair of the guy who came up with the idea.

 

I don't even understand that. Why even mention virgin hair?

o_o

 

Virgin Hair brushes are supposed to be the softest brush you can use. I'm not sure why that would matter, but there is the theory of it.