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Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Khazad-Dumb

    Khazad-Dumb Loves the Gay Porn DLP Supporter

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    You think that you're a pervert? Bah, go to TFF. The motto there is "A cat is fine too".
     
  2. Immolo

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    Our motto is actually "incest is the best put you sister to the test" but that comes in close second.
     
  3. Banner

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    TFF?



    Filler
     
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  5. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    You have to register at The Fanfiction Forum and wait for your reg to be approved before you can see anything.

    If you're wondering if it's the kind of forum you'd want to have a look at, just go here and search for TFF on that page (Ctrl+F).

    The rule list is like 4chan's, except not funny.

    I'd guess that Hawk set TFF up after The Fanfiction Forum at Delphiforums went down years ago. That one was run by a different guy.
     
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  6. Banner

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    http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g10/NapoleonDeCheese/PunisherFamily.jpg
    That outfit looks better on her than on him...

    Thanks for the link.
     
  7. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    That is one ugly little girl...

    Wow
     
  8. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    I was talking about the mother. The kids are repulsive, and the dog is boring.
     
  9. QuaziJoe

    QuaziJoe Dolphin Boy

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    if that picture was of a harry potter crossover the little girl could be a very ugly version of hermione...

    Just saying.
     
  10. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Or a canon version of Hermione. ;)
     
  11. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    And the Dog can be Ginny.
     
  12. Korisovra

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    And the blonde can be Luna? Or maybe Narcissa?
     
  13. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Or maybe it's Draco with tits. Or just Draco :p
     
  14. jbern

    jbern Alba Mater

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    I'm at 7500 words and coming into the last scene. I anticipate that it will be ready by Wednesday.

    I've been told by the folks at Drabblecast (a free audio fiction site) that this will be the same day that my first original story "Reality Bites" will be available for download. Last week they covered a Mike Resnick short story. This week they're going to do one of mine.

    That's pretty damn cool. Can't do much better than having a multiple Hugo and Nebula award winner right in front of you.

    Right now, I've spent too much time on the stupid nickname. I'm leaning towards just having her call out "My Baby" for the moment.
     
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  15. Voice of the Nephilim

    Voice of the Nephilim Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, definitely go with "my baby". Eliminates the problem of the nickname, and seems more in-character for Narcissa.

    Congratulations of the Drabblecast feature. I'll be sure to check it out.
     
  16. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    I'll be checking it, too. Congrats and all that.
     
  17. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    I've been waiting for Drabblecast to post your story for a couple of weeks. About damn time.
    P.S. I enjoyed "Monsters" by Alex Moisi.
     
  18. Nukular Winter

    Nukular Winter The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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  19. HSRTG

    HSRTG First Year

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    Sorting Hat song: Priceless

    Champions taunting each other in the face of
    dementors
    : Priceless

    Goddamn cliffhanger: Fuck you Jbern. Fuck you.
     
  20. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Thank God. Not another damn red herring. Review to follow.

    EDIT: Cliffhanger, eh? Well played, sir.
    Without giving anything away to others,I thought it was worth the wait. I'll even give credit where credit is due, and commend Garrett PI for his contribution to the post-branding song. The Knowledge Bowl thing was meh, but the HJ/Turpin was pretty good; I was afraid that this latest task would've rated a "meh" as well, but the final scene saved it. Also:

    I smile in the dim light and try to calm her before she goes into a panic. “I don’t know about you, but I had fun. Was I better than Pucey?”


    She practically hisses back at me, “Yes, but that’s not the point...”
    Win. 4/5
     
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