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Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Robo Jesus

    Robo Jesus High Inquisitor

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    What's really funny is I have the original picture, and it isn't a lamp.
     
  2. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    On the other hand your avatar makes me want to puke.
     
  3. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I guess you must be a four year-old then.

    Eww, kewties! ;)
     
  4. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    Or it might because I hate Ron Weasley.
    Though it isn't nearly as bad as

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  5. Robo Jesus

    Robo Jesus High Inquisitor

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    Got this PM. =/

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  6. Blaise

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    Epic photo, but who takes the time to notice that shit?
     
  7. The Sin of Existance

    The Sin of Existance Backtraced

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    I know, seriously, it's just a avatar, something to identify you by. Not that important.
     
  8. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    Time to stop the thread hijack, unless jbern wants to know more details about nonjon amusing himself in Biology class...

    Until he shares his views on the matter, how about you start talking about the story again?
     
  9. Perspicacity

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    Sorry, Tinn, for my role in the derailment.
     
  10. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    The sorting hat is the funniest character ever!
     
  11. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    I prefered it when it was derailed...

    On topic. Wasn't the update sopposed to be out by now or did I imagine it?
     
  12. yak

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    New born baby = epic schedule disrupter.
     
  13. Zield

    Zield Fourth Year

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    Found It!

    I think technically this update was due 2 weeks ago but.

    Anyway back off topic one more time. I found the post though, I was wrong it was his physics class.



    EDIT: While I'm aware this is fascinating, or in any case much more interesting than wondering when the next update will be, I did say stop the thread hijack. So guess what you're going to do? You're going to stop the thread hijack.

    The post he's talking about is this one. Feel free to continue your discussion in that thread. Since, you know, that's why we make different threads -- to discuss different topics.

    --Tinn.
     
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  14. Immolo

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    Speaking of Jbern's daughter how is she doing? No health complications?
     
  15. Khazad-Dumb

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    Well she was born to Jbern, so that in itself is one major complication. Poor child will never get a chance at a normal life.
     
  16. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Congrats on the baby, Jbern. Now make sure she doesn't turn out to be a slasher. :p
     
  17. jbern

    jbern Alba Mater

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    Thanks all. Baby daughter is fine - birthweight was 8 pounds 2 ounces.

    Lie chapter 15 just went off to editing. It's right up on 13k and the wait should be worth it. I'll start outlining the next chapter of TML this afternoon.

    I finally get through the Puzzle Room. Hopefully, you'll be impressed.

    Lie 16 will pick up with the events that follow the end of 15 and cover the Yule ball.

    I'm still think that this story will wrap up around chapter 24 or chapter 25. There will be no graveyard scene - I have something better in mind and there will be a sequel. Right now it's working title is The Lie I Continue to Live - though I'll see if I can come up with something better.

    If the chapter isn't back from editing by Saturday night, I'll go ahead and post it anyway and just replace it with the edited version when it arrives.
     
  18. XxEnvyxX

    XxEnvyxX Groundskeeper

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    Awesome!
    Sounds really great and congratulations for the new baby.
     
  19. BsuperB

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    Congratulations Jbern, newborns are a pain, but at the end of the day, are worth it as you watch them grow up. Really hope she stays well.

    I like that for a title name, and now i'm interested in what you plan to do in place of the Graveyard scene..
     
  20. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    I cringed. You can do much better than that, Jbern.
     
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