These Sound Legit

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These sound legit.

Thoughts?

 

I read this a couple days ago, very funny read but I don't know how legit they can be, some of the spoilers seem way too...shitty to be JKR. Her ideas have always been good (coming from someone who liked Horcruxes) so I think that we may still have a real non-spoiled book out there, or the article written on Digg is the real ending, it seems the most likely.

EDIT: Or not, I just checked out the NY times article, I am now convinced.

 

This is the same story that I've been distributing, Bio. I knew everything he was going to say before he said it. He probably just read the same fake(or real) DH and commented on it. It still doesn't say whether or not it is real.

 

Lol. I already knew this. I distributed it the first second it came out (and is the same story for the 150 page post in this forum) to several people before holding off.

Now the NY Times/Baltimore/Sun articles feed to make this look real, the only reason I'm making a new thread.

 

I refuse to believe this is real... Hoax I say!

Jk's writing has fallen in the past... but by god... if this is how low it has gone.

after the initial buzzz of the book is over, she's going to turn this series into a flop.

If it is true... I look forward to the mugglenet staff's no doubt unflinching support of the book. I'd laugh at how tragically pathetic it would be.

 

It seems JK was forcing herself to write to certain plots in the story.

 

Excellent spoilers, and match the version I read.

FTA:

Best. Spoilers. Ever.

 

I don't know why Draco isn't in Azkaban. He let DE's in hogwarts and tried to attack many people. I don't care if he was forced to he still did it.

 

Not to mention the whole "putting Rosmerta under Imperius" thing, which is supposed to be good for a one-way trip to Azkaban...

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/20/arts/20bpott.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Rowling is going to be pissed. Excellent.

 

I find it very lulzy that despite 10 million pounds on security, more has leaked about this book then on any of the other ones. She deserves it, though. Albus Severus? Wtf.

 

Harry used at least four Unforgivables and isn't in Azkaban.

 

ticks off unforgiveables on fingers...

Carry the one...

Four?

Since when has their been four?

 

I think he means a total of 4 unforgivables used, rather than saying he used 4 different unforgivables.

 

I know I just wanted to be a dick... Its my new thing

 

I wonder why they let libraries here get it so early. That weakpoint was begging to be exploited.

Have you seen her latest comments? She deserves to be wanked for all of those flipping plotholes alone.

 

Which Unforgivable did Harry use in TDH? (I quit reading the carpet version about halfway through because I figured I could do with just waiting anyway, especially as I peeked at the ending and thought it read like a ripoff of half a dozen fanfic stories where Harry forgives Snape entirely.

 

Oh, several Imperios and a Crucio (this time successfully). I must say I was a bit taken aback by the ease with which he fired them left, right and center. "Never seduced by the Dark Arts", indeed.

 

I'll be dipped and eaten at a barbecue. "No Unforgivable Curses from you, Potter" *snicker, snort* I bet Dumbledore was ready to start rolling over in his ashes.

Now I really will have to read the book as soon as I get it

 

Yeah, but does Imperio count if you use it on a non-human?