Title: The Order of the Phoenix
Author: Ruskbyte
Rating: T
Category: Action/Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 30
Words: 181,469
Updated: October 10, 2002
Published: June 10, 2002
Status: Complete
Summary: Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/826742/1/



Ruskbyte's entire set is really very good, except for that he sort of ditched his series after his AU 6th year story. He did plan a 7th year, but it doesn't really look like it'll happen.......sad...


Checked by Minion, August 31, 2013

 

... This is sacraligious here if you havent notice... its Harry/Ginny... *pulls out insutrial hand mixer and many gruesome attackments* one more of these and im afraid I must purge you of teh 3v1lness...

on a side note.. this was actually the first fanfic from harry potter i read... i liked it at the time... bt i have since piulled away from teh 3V1L ... and am happy to say ive been free of this curse since September of 2003 ...

 

Seriously maing...Harry/Ginny is outlawed. Worst pairing ever. I'd sooner read erotic slash.

 

Gagging at the thought of reading erotic male slash. All slash stories should be reported for abuse.

 

As should all Harry/Ginny stories. They abuse my gag reflex.

 

They are to 90%, a good example of domestic violence. If Harry do something wrong, Ginny smacks him.

It would seem a lot of the girls that write those stories have a lot of suppressed anger.

 

That and Ginny is all plain and homely and tomboyish, and acts like a guy most of the time. Therefore, Harry/Ginny is not all that different from slash to begin with. :shock:

 

I was thinking about writing a little short story about our love for Harry and Ginny. In it, Ginny uses the dark arts and transform her lower regions for a little while and rape Harry.

 

I think you should just kill the little whore instead. Or have her get double teamed by Vernon and Dudley.

 

She would die anyway if she was double teamed by Vernon and Dudley. One whale under her and one over. She would be suffocated.

 

Exactly. :twisted:

Though Vernon is more of a walrus than a whale. Goo goo gajoob.

 

Well then you need a spell to keep her alive.

 

I see you've missed the memo i sent out not long ago...

Ginny isnt tomboyish...Shes a cross dresser... Ginny is really a guy... As is harry... he's a crossdressing woman...

 

Ginny is really a boy dressed like a girl, and Harry is really a girl dressed like a boy?

So its not slash so much as its just kinky.

 

I have in my life come across maybe 3 Acceptable Harry/Ginny fics.

MAYBE.

 

...

*calls blasphemy on Giovanni*

Ive never seen an acceptible Harry/Ginny

 

I said 'acceptable' NOT good.

'acceptable' means the author just deserves to be tied up then beaten... Not tied up, beaten, sodomized with a flaming dildo wrapped in rusty barbed wire, then shot.

 

...and raped in Dumbledore's office. By Vernon Dursley.

 

and Dudley just so there is pedophile slash and the newly posted story doesn't get taken down. Can't wait until Patronuscharm is finished. . . if I knew anything about making websites I'd help :-(