Anarual........what?

You want your stay here to be made specially...... errmm....unpleasant?

 

I couldnt agree more Nexus. This fic is awesome so he needs to stfu,

 

MWAHAHAHAH!

God that was great. SO full of win, Awesome, and lawlz! The reviews were pathetic but amusing. Shezza's review was prollyu the best out of them all.

 

Looks like someone still hasn't read the latest chapter...

Edit: Referring to Anarual.

 

Not that I want to piss anyone off, but why is this still in the For Review section? Is it that no-one can decide where to put it?

Anyway, Merry Christmas all.
HardcoreHobbit

 

And another one. People, you see us all reviewing the third chapter, read it before demanding it be removed. This chapter is Full of WIN!

 

I just read through all of it. It left me feeling depressed. Why? Because this story would've been the peak of awesome, if it weren't for the reviews...

Just read:

I used to have some faith for the future of mankind. This review killed it.

 

I don't know about the look on TIO's face, but the look on mine must've been hilarious.

I started to think something weird was going on when 'relas' posted to say he had uploaded his second chapter. Then after seeing the reviews for the third, I read it quickly before going to my mock exam. And I had one of those precious, not-so-rare, deep WTF moments...

Congrats to MS for his actor skills. Relas' post was perfectly retarded in every aspect of it.

I can't believe I gave constructive criticism to a parody... *re-reads her posts and laughs at the utter stupidity of it all*

...

...Who am I kidding? I'd give concrit to a crocodile trying to type with its hind legs.

 

Consider me reformed. 5 / 5 for an outrageous deception.

 

Tinn......you are quite slow on the uptake aren't you

 

Holy fucking shit. You got me, you really did.

6/5-bonus for the masterful deception.

 

That's when my remarkable ability to misunderstand typical English ff words and therefore misuse them comes into the picture...

Didn't you know that already?

 

So much f***ing torture!

This is what all writers under the mental age of 14 (aka, about 97% of the HP fanfic writers out there right now) should strive for. You actually pulled off a torture scene that worked: no obscure curses, no cliche "Crucio!" for ten minutes, and the motive... the motive for snapping actually made it worth the painful introduction; not to mention that some idiots who actually like that brain numbing horse shit got burned.

Great twist! Maybe you can have an extended torture scene up later for the next person who moves on him (a draco fic as a "sequel", maybe?), or have a second part where Hermione snaps and do something similar to Snape (ugh, the HGSS out there is revolting...*throws up over keyboard*)?

Please, continue ripping fangirls fantasies to shreds!

5/5 for awesomeness and Ginny!Torture

 

Holy shit! I knew it. I F*&) knew it. I knew it was all a trap.

 

Judging by your previous posts in this thread I would say no, you didn't know it was all a trap.

Anyways, nice job on the torture scene, and nice job on the whole facade.

 

It was one of those feelings that i had later on. Besides, just because i didn't post it doesn't mean i was wrong.

 

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I don't think I ever accused you of being wrong, just of not knowing wtf was going on.

Judging from your posts, content/spelling, I sincerely doubt you have the mental capacaties to see through a facade that fooled so many other intelligent people.

 

*Raises hand*
I too was completely bamboozled, fooled, and decieved. Bravo.

5/5 moreso for the situation than the actual story which is splendidly horrible.

I find the "squee" in the A/N at the end of chapter one particularly funny now that I have the full story.

I quote your reviewer pheobesapphira for my final note:

(p.s.: could there be a more fan-girly pseudonym than "pheobesapphira"?)