harry/bella

 

we really should take up arms and like just break down the door to JKR's house and put a gun to her head and be like "Damnit you fucked this up your gonna fix it. And fix it right!!!" the we see she tries to right a harry ginny scene we pistol whip her and be like "What the fuck are you doing bitch? was that ginnys name you were about to put down? the only time i want to see that name is when she is being dumped by harry or when she is getting bashed" and we do this till book 7 is to our liking.

 

No offence but I let the people who don't have live do this.

 

Bah. I would do it. But only because I would like a hance to pistol whip JKR for raping our psyche's with books 2 and 6.

 

travel and pistol whip....i'm in

 

HBP had the most potential of them all, CoS was alright in it's own right, and PoA was her at her finest. GoF was decent, but too much filler, OOTP was ALL filler.

 

he should of wand-whipped her through out the entire damned book for that matter.

 

He should have rubbed it in after all it was partly because no one believed him that Dumbledore died, Harry on the other hand only used Snapes school book.

 

that book sucked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck is in the room where he hid the book !!!!!!!!!!!! that little pussy should have gone down there and read every fuckin book on magic there is , man he has 6 years of learning and he fuckin knows max. 10 spells including a compass spell and lumos and the fuckin cleaning spells , fuck i would like to e-mail fuckin rowling and ask her when she decided that hp series will be for 2 year olds ....

 

another thing .... dumbles man through and through ?!!! if i would be him i would of AK'd him on fuckin sight !!!!!! and fuckin ron and the know it all and ginny too .... and told molly weasley to shut the fuck up , dont screach like a fuckin banshee and stop fuckin hugging him !!!!

 

I laughed for like 10 minutes after reading all these posts, because i thought almost all the same things.
also someone please clear this up
HOW IS A PATRONUS A GOOD FORM OF COMMUNICATION!!
it can't talk or anything, i mean what is it like lassie?
"what is it boy timmy trapped in well"
nods head
"umm is he dead"
nods head
and so on
like that what horrible inept writing. They could use the two way mirrors but no, patronuses yeah that'll do it.
Comeon.
And of all the retarded reasons to use a luck potion, because who needs luck when your heading into a secret lair of voldemort.
Oh and now bill is a part werewolf wtf does that mean, and hes ugly. thats just lame, but oh it doesnt matter because he and fleur are in love.
Gimme and effing break.

 

how can you be part werewolf???

 

Hey you're right Bill is now part werewolf, which means he is in need of a wolf name.

 

Well how can you be half giant?
The whole thing doesn't need to make sense.

 

to be honest in Traitor's I was going to have Harry have Lupin bite him, after Lupin has built up a tolerance to silver by Harry force feeding it to him bit by bit over a period of time. Lupin would either bite him while on wolfsbane, and conciously decide not to infect Harry fully, or give him a blood transfusion of his own blood, to help explain Harry's new strength and agility. Harry would maybe grow alot of body hair, or maybe turn his hair silver to be like a alpha werewolf *shrug*

http://forums.darklordpotter.net/viewtopic.php?t=200&start=75

bottom post, I thought of it before the fucking hack JKR did, but at least I would of found a cool use for it!

 

Yes don't forget side-effects.