We don't really have many flavours of chewing gum in the UK.

But my favorite is aniseed flavour that they've stopped selling it

My cat is also on the portly side.
That's due to all the wild life he eats, I swear he's a cat demon or something.
His favorite trick is he'll hang on my front door and peer in the window.
It's funny when I go down to collect the mail and he's glaring at me.


I'm not really a dog person, I like reptiles more.
I used to own a Northern Garter snake which lived to 7yrs.
Unfortunately she died but I'd love to own one again, my favorites are Royal Pythons.

Litha

 

Best gum is Trident.

Cats are evil. And lazy. Mine leave mice by my front door. Icky.

 

Nearly all of my hair got off, to make a better impression on prospective employers.
Underneath all that blond, parts of may hair look quite dark, depending on the light.

And I'm not really a gum eater, so no preference there.

 

Gasp.

You. Dont. Eat. (Chew) Gum.?

You need help. Well. Maybe not. Bheh

New Topic: Laundry.

Does your mom do your laundry for you?

I have to do all my own laundry. Plus my brothers. Ew.

>.<

 

Sometimes I do, if someone offers, I take, but I'm not an active gum eater, going out and buying it. It rather eat things like chips and the like. It's a wonder I'm as thin as I am.

My mom does my laundry. I have not yet been schooled in the arts of the laundry.

 

...
You dunno how to do laundry. And your 19? O.O
Wow..
You should figure that out some day.
Recently I learned that the dancing banana was not acutally a banana. But, rather a dildo. Why do you have a dancing dildo?

 

What can I say, I'm male. There never was any need for me to learn. And there won't be for at least a year.

What makes you say that it is a dildo? Do you have a dildo of that shape?

 

A year? Why a year?

I saw a thread about it some where. I dunno where.

 

Because I'll still be at home for another year. Until then, no need to do laundry myself. Can your brothers do laundry?

Yeah yeah, blame it on the others.

 

I live on my own so the laundry duty is mine.
My washers fucked at the moment though.

I hate doing the washing because it means a trip to a bloody laundrette now.

Why do electrical appliances decide to break at the same time.
My fridge died on me, my cooker got roasted and my washer wont spin.
I think they hate me

 

I have to pay $400 a month to live at home, someone better do my damn laundary. If I need something washed at a certain time then I do it myself otherwise I just leave my basket next to the washing machine and it gets done.

BananaPie your cat/s is/are leaving you presents. When they leave dead animals on your porchn they're thanking you for taking care of them. They're sharing a part of their kill. I think it's pretty cool when my cat does it. It makes me feel god like when my cat brings me sacrafices.

Litha it sounds like you have Gremlins in your house. They have a strange attraction to all that is electrical. I would look for nearest old chinese man that owns an exotic petstore to help you out. Here's a picture to help you spot the Gremlins.

 

My cat doesn't leave many presents for me, but he does follow me everywhere.

I wish someone would do my laundry, I'm sick of traipsing to the bloody laundrette.

Litha

p.s That's why they all died at the same time. I know machines hate me but why did gremlins have to move in.

 

My Laundry gets done for me; one of the benefits of still going to school and not having any time to do it yourself. Probably one of the only benefits.

And the gremlins? Best not to argue with their decisions, it might get nasty...


p.s. Here in Ireland, we just call laundry 'the washing'...little tidbit for you.

 

Litha: If there are any Chinese around where you live, chances are there is a laundry mat.

 

Well, if there are any people around where you live, chances are there is a laundry mat. A lot of people can make money from other people laziness...

 

...I dont live in Ireland. I live in a place where it smells like a combination of cow and pig shit.

If I had to make money from other peoples laziness I would open a hair salon. So I can fuck peoples hair and nails up and roast them alive in the tanning beds. Mwhahaa...
<.<

 

Sounds like my old village.
It was surrounded by pig farms and they had a few cow herds too.

One of the reasons I'm scared of sheep is 'cause they were loads near my village.

The gremlin thing is funny because, the way my things broke at the same time, it's a possibility.

It's gonna cost me a fortune to replace them, and I had to spend the money I saved for the Download festival.

Litha

 

I live near a few farm places, but not close enough to smell them. I've had a few 'gremlins' myself, though really only with computers and the like. Hardly a week passes without some sort of virus trying to infect my computer in one way or another, but my virus scanner seems to keep them all out.

 

I had a guy try to hack into my computer a few hundred times. You'd think after the 50th try he'd give Up? Nooo..

Have you guys heard the song "Ohio is for lovers"?
If you have, this is my version:
..And I cant make it on my own
Cuz my whore is in Ohio
So cut my throat and black my eyes
So I can die tonight
Because your face kills me.
You know it does, You kill me welll
You like it too, and I can tell.

I hate them.

 

Hackers suck they made CoH shutdown their servers for awhile. Bastard hackers...

Anyways it's 100 degrees here in California and with my computer on 24/7 it's practically an oven in my room. I hate summer, everyone says that they like summer cause it's hot and they want to go somewhere. When it's hot I don't want to do a damn thing but sip some ice cold lemonade in my room with the blinds closed and a fan right in front of my face reading fan fiction. Plus it doesn't help that 95% of my shirts are black. I'm not goth per se but I wear a lot of black for simplicity, matching clothes is a hassle I don't like to bother with. I wonder how hot it is in other places.