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Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Amerision, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Those boobs are not real. Pam Andersons boobs are not real. Jennifer Anistons boobs are real.

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    ^ Thats who I'm going with.
     
  2. Litha Riddle

    Litha Riddle Banned DLP Supporter

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    Well Pam did pay enough for them, so they aught to be real.

    I've never seen the attraction for big boobs, mine give me back ache.
    I suppose it's the grass is always greener on the other side.

    Also I think people who have cosmetic surgery have low self-esteem.
    Everytime I hear of people mutilating themselves, I feel sad for them. To not be happy with yourself is the worst thing, and also the most destructive.

    I've always wondered why the addicts never get committed, because someone like MJ has serious problems.

    Has anyone here had anything done?

    Litha
     
  3. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I don't think the back ache thing would be any reason against the attraction for big boobs, since those that don't have them, probably also don't know about possible back aches or don't consider them.

    I guess the low self-esteem comes, at least in some cases, from not being satisfied with oneself, e.g. not even filling an A-cup. In such a case, I can understand surgery. But otherwise, I don't really agree with the surgery thing.
     
  4. Litha Riddle

    Litha Riddle Banned DLP Supporter

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    I meant the attraction for women to have bigger boobs. There has been tonnes of stories about women like Jordan, who go over the top and damage their health.

    Like I said it's the grass is always greener thing, where you always want what someone else has got.
    I think alot of the time it's a self-esteem problem.

    At the end of the day boobs are for feeding babies, does it matter what total strangers think of them.

    Litha
     
  5. Harpy Prince

    Harpy Prince Seventh Year

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    Having big boobs is like having Vanilla Ice Cream with Pie. It's not necessary but it's nice to have. I don't know why we guys like big boobs I guess it's cause they make great pillows, and they're fun to play with. Fake boobs suck though... they're too hard.
     
  6. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    yes i agree ,big breasts are nice but not neccessary, my friend who is 16 says she gets aches from her large boobs. probably not the most plesent thing in the world
     
  7. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I have found an Internet Caffe!

    Muwhahahah!

    I am glad to see my empire is doing well.

    You can monitor my survival in the country known as Iran in the thread I created to, well, monitor my travels.

    Sulking at the keyboard of a slooww computer in an Internet Caffe in Iran,

    Amerision
     
  8. Litha Riddle

    Litha Riddle Banned DLP Supporter

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    Your Woolyness,
    It's good to hear from you.

    The empire is in safe hands, although we lost some of our sheeptoopers.

    As you can see we sought retaliation.

    I hope you're enjoying your summer, what's it like there?

    Litha
     
  9. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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  10. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Do not worry sire, all plans are well under way. Our world domination shall be made public knowledge within the next five to ten years.
     
  11. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Lofl. Five to ten years? Nahh. Maybe next week. As for the boobs, I find huge boobs funny. My friends and I speculate if we can pop them with random objects, such as toothpicks, needles, sporks...

    Could you possibly mean Michael Jordan? Or..some girl from england?
    I dont know anyone that has had plastic surgery. Wait. I do. My friend got his head smushed by a bucket of some sort weighing several tons. He had facial reconstruction. I think that people should only get plastic surgery if they're so ugly that other people go blind just by looking at them...not because they're self concious of how they look.

    Random Question:

    If you could change one part of your body, what would you change and why?


    I would change my height. Being a freakishly 5'11 ish is bad for a girl. I hate it. >.<
     
  12. Litha Riddle

    Litha Riddle Banned DLP Supporter

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    Sorry I meant Katie Price aka Jordan. She's a glamour model obsessed with boob jobs.

    I'm fucking pissed at the moment, I think I've just dumped my BF.
    He's being such a fucking arse hole, I'm glad he's out my hair.

    Right now he's behaving like the poster child for abortion.

    So plastic surgery I'll need is to remove the pain from my ass.


    Seriously though I've wanted a boob reduction for ages.

    Litha
     
  13. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Next week? I meant letting the world know that we have the total control (which we already do), and until they realise they've been fucked ... it'll be like
    "World domination? Haha, good joke ... heh ... oh shit, that was no joke, was it?"

    I'd take perfect eyesight. These glasses are annoying.
     
  14. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    Oh..Hmm. I'm sure we could dominate the world in a month or two...possibly
    <_<

    I dont have a boyfriend..I tried that earlier in the year, and it was a pain in the ass. I swear to god if he tries to touch one more part of my body i'm going to castrate him. Grawr
     
  15. Harpy Prince

    Harpy Prince Seventh Year

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    Boob reductions are a crime against humanity.

    If I could change one thing about my body it would be my frizzy hair. I hate my hair.

    Did he ask first? I always make it a priority to ask a girl before trying to go to second. Also you got to take it from his perspective, having a hot girl and not being able to touch her would be like having a gun and not being able to shoot it. It tortures the soul.
     
  16. madeyemoody

    madeyemoody High Inquisitor

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    spoken like a true redneck harpy
     
  17. Harpy Prince

    Harpy Prince Seventh Year

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    Redneck? Or great philosopher...?;)

    Edit: Forgot the smiley
     
  18. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    He didnt ask...He just figured that he could stick his hands in my bra and try to dry hump me. At a football game. In front of my friends. =| Rawr.

    You have frizzy hair? o_O Metoo? You can get stuff to put in it that takes the frizz away.
     
  19. Harpy Prince

    Harpy Prince Seventh Year

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    I bought no frizz shampoo but it doesn't seem to be working so far.

    I see so the guy tried to cop a feel in front of his friends. That's weak. You gotta do it in front of the fireplace while listening to Mr. Vandross.

    I got my training today for Target... 3PM to 11PM.... this is gonna suck.
     
  20. Missy

    Missy The Emperor Sheep's Mistress

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    What kind did you get?

    I only said yes to the guy cause a 250 lb chick was threatening bodily harm on me if i said no. The relationship lasted a week. I dumped him on sweetests day. At a football game. On the night he stuck his hands in my shirt. >.>

    Aww. Thats so cuteee!!
    <.<
    Ha. No. Why such odd hours? What are you doing? Cash register?

    I broke a cash register about...14 times last summer. It wasnt my fault i swear...the credit card machine hated me.
     
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