I think it's called Infusium Frizz control.

Oddly enough a similiar scenario happened to me.... Cept replace the dude with another 250lb chick and replace the week long relationship to the rest of that school year. She was the main reason I changed schools.

My friend said I was cute in my khaki pants and red shirt. But then again she's uber loose and engaged to some twat. Being a cashier sucks. You're never fast enough for the people. It's cool to chat up the hot chicks though.

 

I use Beyond the Zone's Smooth Shot. Its in a little red bottle, and it smells like chocolate covered cherries.

I've been a chasier. I've broken a cash register. I insulted a nun while doing so. I'm going to hell. =)

 

I don't belive in hell and I don't belive in nuns. I think I'd like to go to purgatory, then finally I can be alone with my thoughts.

 

Well I believe that nuns exist. But not purgatory, so nothing for me to do after death.

 

Mehh...Nuns are evil. It doesnt matter to me where I go..It happens..You live..Then you die.

 

Maybe I should organise an egyptian burial for me, rather than this dig or burn crap. You know, brain out through nose, organs in pots, mummified, big pyramid...

 

That acutally sounds like a pretty nifty idea. You can do that..but it costs a shit load of money. Being buried with all the insects digging through your coffin doesnt seem to hot to me. Or being burned and stuck in a urn to be completly forgotten about in some persons attic...

 

I wish to be frozen.

That way if anyone cna revive me, I can still live.

No one will touch my organs, they are mine and mine alone.

 

I've always wanted to be frozen too, or failing that at least have my DNA saved. That way I could be cloned.

If I was cloned there'd be lots of me.

I've always been slightly fascinated by death and burial. Did you know your toes wander into other coffins etc. That's because rats break into your coffin, and toes are the easiest bits to carry away.

Litha

P.s I'm really not morbid.

 

I hate cold. Cold sucks. Winter sucks. Snow sucks. Being mummified would be cool.

I'm having a mini panic attack. >.< I was so set on taking my meat cleaver to Australia...but they dont allow them in carry ons...
=(
I'm so depressed.

 

Meh, it's easier to warm oneself when it's cold than it is to cool oneself if it is hot. Thus, I prefer if it is cool rather than hot.

Yeah, I wasn't allowed to bring my rocket launcher eather...
I'm sure you mentioned it sometime before, but, what are you doing in Australia that requires a meat cleaver?

 

Lmao. I'm not doing anything in Australia that requires a meat cleaver. I just thought it was funny that they allow them in suit cases..but not in carry ons..What are the chances of a person trying to smuggle a meat cleaver onto an airplane?

 

I want to be put in an iron Coffin and dropped in the deepest part of the sea. I'll probably have some of my blood stored and have myself cloned when it becomes legal.

 

I suppose if you're buried at sea no one can dance on your grave.
That used to be my preferred burial because I like the idea, of being eaten by sharks etc than some worms.

Cyst burials are cool, but the amount of concrete you'd need, makes it seem very wasteful.

I did a course on archaeology and you'd be surprised, how many different ways there are to dispose of bodies. In neolithic Britain they used to boil all the meat of your bones, then bury your bones.

I think it's funny how much effort cultures go to, just to enact a fancy form of garbage disposal.
Because realistically that's what it is, because there isn't anyone there anymore.

Litha

 

Maybe..We should just make a huge ass memorial and stick the dead persons name on it..and burn the bodies and just...spread them out in a feild for fertalizer.

 

Well in Britain about 8yrs ago, some guy had himself ground up and fed to his maggot farm.
Which is pretty weird. Also the guy who came up with prisons, had himself stuffed and he now stands in the entrance to the first British prison.

I like the idea of weird burials, but that's probably my fascination with death.

Some cultures bury their relatives facing away from their village. Just in case he gets up and wants to move back.
I've had 6 family deaths in the last 5 yrs, so thinking of the procedure helps cope with the loss.

Litha

 

*blinks*

Thats all very...odd.
A maggot farm, you say.
Ewwahh.
I'm sorry about your loss.

 

Thank you.

This week will be one year after my grandma died, and two weeks later my grandpa died a year ago too.

I've come to terms with it now but I still miss them.

And the maggot farm guy is totally true, I thought he must've been crazy.

He must have seriously loved his maggots.

Litha

 

If I were rich I'd have a small propulsion jet on the end of my coffin and have it on board the next space mission. Once the ship is away from the earth's gravity pull, my coffin would be tossed out of the ship where someone in the ship would activate the small jet via remote giving me a small propulsion making my coffin float aimlessly through space for all eternity. At least until a star or black hole pulls it in.


If I were really rich I'd hire scientists to make me an artificial vampirism formula. Then I'd never die.

 

Lmao. Harpy, you'd die, cause I'd kill you. =)