Well being frozen just before death and then shot into space does have its advantages...

 

Yeah, and heres one of them:

Aliens pick you up, un-frost you. Rape you. Cut your dick off. Make you eat it. Sew the ..hole up. Re-freeze you. Drop you off at earth. and your left....insane. ^.^

 

Hmm .. would I be the happy kind of insane or the suffering kind of insane? And, would I know it?

 

You wouldn't be able to kill me because I would have already eaten Jesus and gained his powers ^_<

 

It would be the oh-my-god-I-was-just-fucked-by-an-alien-and-I-liked-it kind of insane. Mental institution insane. Padded cell insane. Bellvue insane. =)

I ate the devil. I have his powahs. =P

 

Jesus was at least 10 levels higher than satan. It's in the bible.

 

I've never read the bible. I'm not religious. I have soup. What do you have?

 

I have this pen. (It's really cool.)

 

Well I have a bottle of very nice red wine, which probably tastes better than a pen.
It also has a better effect than soup.

Litha

 

I have pie. I believe it's apple................ yes it's apple.

 

Yeah well, I now have half a bottle of wine

I hope you're enjoying your pie Harpy, although hopefully not in the American Pie way

Litha

p.s I don't believe it, I'm tipsy and still passed the spell check. Yay me!

 

Right now. I have nothing, although my right hand did fall asleep. -__-

 

I think I have rabies, my mouth is foaming.

 

That's because you're brushing your teeth.

 

...
New Topic:

Allergies.

I'm allergic to cats, dogs, horses, grass, mold, dust, 5 different kinds of trees, and air. Allergie medicien doesnt work for me. What are you alergic to?

 

I'm allergic to penicillin.

I'm also lactose intolerant which means I'm unable to digest any milk products fully, it makes me really ill just eating a segment of chocolate.

Litha

 

Ahh, I'm also allergic to chocolate.

Atleast, i was at some point.

 

I’m allergic to mosquito bite; it tends to inflame my skin and makes it itchy.

I love milk chocolate.

 

I think anyone would get ill if you ate alot of chocolate =)

I dont have any allergies! Lucky me.

My sister is lactose intolerant, she buys some special milk that is very sweet, I dont like it very much taste like they have poured a cup of sugar into the milk.

 

That's quite a list. Luckily I'm not allergic (as far as I know, never made a test).